I don't even know what to do right now..so I'm posting this on a mustang message board lol..

this happened about 30 minutes ago

so sometimes, I like to have some people at my house, not necessarily parties..but a few guys, a few girls and some booze.

well tonight was kind of slow..and it's just me and two of my friends hanging...so I invite this girl and her friends over... well she shows up alone and I'm like where the **** are your friends? she says there at this killer house party (coming from a 19 y/o) and asks us three to go saying she'll give us a ride home. well one of my friends declines and goes home. but me and my other buddy decide to go.

so we're in the forest havin a good time getting pretty drunk..it starts to get late so I tell her we should go. she delays about an hour and FINALLY we leave.

I'm the most sober one at this point so I tell her I should drive. I insist. well she insists that this is her 'baby' (an audi a4 ) and she can handle it. well my buddy and her were in the front seat..playing the tickle game on the way home. i slap my buddy and say 'do you want to die tonight?!' this **** continues and she starts to swerve. keep in mind we're going 50 miles per hour on a paved road through the forest.

well when she notices shes swerved off the road slighlty she does what any stupid blonde drunk bitch would do. yank the ******* steering wheel in the opposite direction. much to her surprise, the car fish tails and rolls. like, omg, no wai?!

we rolled about 3 times on the pavement and slid for a while before coming to a stop in the ONLY clearing in the trees. luck break I guess.

we all walked out of the car unhurt. few scrapes and bruises but nothing more.

I'm having trouble gripping what just happened. I've never experienced anything so violent in my life. as my buddy drove me home..the moon over the CO rockies has never looked so gorgeous.

so lesson of the day; NEVER let a stupid, drunk, blonde bimbo drive you home. even if she is your only ride. call a cab.



god damn.

 

Pics or it didn't happen!!!!

glad your ok but damn dumbass, lesson learned bitches can't drink and drive.

 

Glad you're ok but man a lot of people on here keep driving drunk and having wrecks....... Come on folkssss

 

Wow this is crazy.

 

good party if u was up till 6...

And glad your still alive!

I'll give the girl "totaled her car" sex if it will make her feel better.

 

Did you miss the day that they talked about drinkin and driving

 

I was barley buzzed and good to drive but the ******* bitch wouldn't let me...what are you gonna do. I tried to take pics but it was too dark..just glad to be out alive

 

ya dont get in the car...stupid.

 

Wow, i woulda kicked my friends *** for ticklin her...then after the wreck whipped her *** for just getting us all into a wreck .

 

im glad you made it out man, did you at least get any tail out of this?lol

 

Ahhh, to be young again. Same scenario when I was 17, I knew my friend was drunk, and so was I. We hit a tree after running off the road at 80 mph and rolled probably 3 times end over end, then started barrel rolling probably 4 or 5 more times. Tore his 66 chevelle in half.

It still haunts me today because I still hurt from the bouncing around. He got tossed out on impact but I had to crawl out through the back window. I still don't know how I ended up in the back part of the car, but I was and still am glad to live through that.

Fresh dirt on the roadside has a distinctive smell and taste to it.. I had plenty of that..

Glad your ok Badfish. You will probably live a longer life now that you went through that..

 

Usually a bad decision to ride with a drunk driver. I've done it with friends that I really trust, but I'd never ride with a drunken girl, that's a death wish for sure.

 

+1


Pics and has the police made any arrests for leaving the scene?

 

No FISHY!!!!

Glad you're okay man. We don't need to lose any members because of a drunk *** woman.

-1 For riding with a drunk person.
-10 For letting that drunk person be a woman also.

+11 For still being okay.

So you come out even. Don't do it again lol.

 

well hindsight's a bitch isn't it? it's just easy to say 'well you shouldn't have gotten in the car' well no ****.

usually this isn't something I would do, not really my scene anyway. definitely bad judgment on my part. she was my ONLY ride home except for a 30 dollar cab ride. yeah 30 bucks ain't **** when you're playing with a life, but again.. hindsight is a bitch.


thanks dudes..I'm really glad to be alive. new lease on life for sure.

 

You just have bad luck.

 

What did she have to say and your drunk friend? haha

 

Glad that your ok Bro!

But getting in a car with a drunk 19 y/o Bitch was not smart.

 

Im glad I was not the only one thinking this.

 

No, that would make her feel worse.


Exactly. Or, find someone else to take you home.


Wrong. That is simply called a "bad decision".



Jon, I'm extremely glad you are okay, but next time, either kidney punch a bitch and steal their keys or just don't get in the damn car.


Edit: **** yes! This was my 2,666th post!

 

Yay! Val's a baby eater till her next post!

 

I am always a baby eater. Believe that.

 

 

holy crap jon, glad your ok man.

yeah got to say 19 y/o drunk blondes have about a snowballs chance in hell of not having a wreck. bad call.

but your alive, and hopefully smart enough not to repeat the scenario

 

If it were me im pretty sure I will tell her to kick rocks. Then again I dont party like that and wouldnt put myself in that situation. But now you know next time a stupid drunk bitch wants to drink and drive .... find another way.

 

that reinforces my argument that women cannot drive. (Valerie is an exception.)

glad your OK fishy.

 

dam bro you got lucky, rolling 3 times and only a few scratches is amazing. Lesson learned I suppose.

 

You don't have to say that just to appease me.

Being a woman isn't the issue here, it's her being an intoxicated woman. Anyone in the state she was in definitely shouldn't have been behind the wheel.

Now granted, most women in my area can't drive... but neither can the men. A moron is a moron, regardless of what's in between their legs.