Hello All, its been a while.

I got a hunch from my mother the other day that my Sis's boyfriend of about 3yrs is about to pop the "M" question, and he's going to ask me for permission. (there has been no father figure in our lives for many yrs now, so he feels like he should ask me, and I respect that.) I really like the guy, and if she was to marry any of her past fella's this would be my pick for her. What I want from you guys and gals is, what are some Q's I can throw at him when he approaches me. Obviously I'm fine with him marrying her, but he doesnt know this and I really want to make him sweat. So have fun with this one...

 

Ask him if he likes 4cyl's or v8's better. Tell him you dont like to break bones, or run people over with the mach, but if you have to, you have to. And that he can't escape your 300+hp. LOL i dunno thats tough when u get put in that place.

 

I would think some religious or political questions should do the trick.

 

just grab his collar, grab a pistol, grind it into his forhead as you shove him to the ground, then ferciously accouse him of being the one who knocked up your baby sis, and make sure yer spitting when you talk, just force him down and give him them crazy eyes and make sure he understands you know somebody with a pig ranch who can help dispost of his body. once he **** himself and has started crying you have accomplished your job. Let him up, then give him the :im watching you" gesture with the pistol and walk away.

let that soak in for a few years. lol

 

Gaadaam Jack, I thought you took a chill pill. LOL .

My sister marrried a loser with 2 kids a very long time ago. She raised the kids and they still love her, but she got nothing from him. My advice didn't matter so I just stayed the **** out. I got my own family to deal with. My extended family is a bit more than I care to deal with most times, so I'm focused on my home life and work. Everyone else can get theirs, however they want it..

 

Well...he is approaching you to ask you in a mature manner. He doesn't have to (no offence) so I personally think you should be nice and treat it in a serious manner much like he will be.

 

+1

 

big spoon or little spoon

 

I've been getting to know the guy for the last few years, and honestly I dont think I could ask for anyone better for my little sis. He's a college graduate, got a good job, and while she was attending U of Louisville he was working 3 jobs to make ends meet. ( one full time and two part times, they both live in louisville about 1.5 hrs away from Mom and myself) When they come to visit ( or vis-versa) we have a great time. I'm not gonna be rude to the fella, I just know he's a little nervous about asking me and I want to have a little fun with it.

lol on jacks response, theres been a few guys in the past that I may have played role in their [U]short[U] relationship

 

Oh snap. It's your little sister. I would start with, Dam Bro, I sure hope you ain't planning on fcking my little sister are you? I got a problem with that. Hell no, no sex with her. I'm here to prtect her from guys like you with promises of a good life and ****, BS. You keep your **** in yer pants or else BOY.. LOL. It helps if you use a southern drawl too.

 

tell him to grab his ankles, ur going to show him where the wild goose goes. then tell him ur going to butter his bread.


then watch the look on his face. lol

 

^ +1

 

I'd say start with v6'stang's and then work on to JackThe Ripper some how. haha
Otherwise in my opinion I don't believe in marriage, even though I'm sure I will get sucked into it. I would ask him what he seriously wants to do with his life, her life and their life together, ect...

 

A pig will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

 

Did someone watch ****** recently?

 

I think it's kinda funny that you want to make him sweat a bit, but personally I wouldn't do that. Going through the process of asking a chick to marry you and asking for her family's permission is a HUGE decision and a stressful one so I wouldn't mess with him....that's just me though.

With that said I'm sure a question asking his position on abortion or something hardcore like that will get him sweating.

ooooh I know. Ask him how many chicks he banged before your sister. ha ha ha.

 

Yeah, Make sure he knows you're just fcking with him. It's reall y not your decision on who she chooses to marry. My wife told me soon after we got married, if I ever did anything to her, her dad and her brother would kick my ***. I told her, Um no they wouldn't, Because I'm meaner and bigger than both of them. But my brother in law is probably one of my best friends ever, and before her dad died 4 years after we married, was like a true father in law. We all see things in the same way. Common interests in men usually mean a frienship will develope.

And it doesn't hurt that my mother in law loves me like her own son. My wife gets tickled when she tells her that I'm such a sweet boy..

You just gotta treat your wife good, as all men should...