So I'm trying to make this look "pretty" for our catalogs and I have to design the pages for New Items and I have this to work with for Booze Remedy Tea.

"Made of precious herbs this unique herb tea is based upon an ancient famous formula for high class people who drank often.

Chinese medicine uses their sedative, diuretic, diaphoretic (inducing sweating), detoxifying, liver protecting, bile secretion promoting, gastrointestinal nerve tranquilizing, congestion soothing, digestant and stomachic, and antiemetic properties to deal with heavy drinking and hangovers"


Bile secretion promoting? Seriously?

That's up there with the Horny Goat Weed that we distribute.

 

Ouch, Might be a little late on this reply, but I think I'd rather have a hangover than try that remedy.. Sounds like it has something like Fleet, and maybe some narcotics involved. None of it sounds like a very good thing to do unless a Dr. prescribed it..

 

lol well my friends claim the horny goat weed works sooo maybe that might work.

 

Ima firm believer in the Hair of the Dog.

Nothing cures a hangover like a stiff bloody mary.

 

A large order of Taco Bell used to work for me, when I was in my 20's, but now that is just disaster waiting to happen.. LOL.