Lol we're starting get some large wolf spiders down here. I've seen a couple very small camel spiders...

I don't like spiders at all..but if I'm working under a house...I've had black widows crawl on my hands ect.. and seen a few brown recluses... they say they aren't in california, I say otherwise..

If I were the guy... a can of brake cleaner and a lighter would do...we go around the shop with that at night killing black widows for fun...

 

At work I use electrical contact cleaner, or anytype hardcore degreaser, mold and die cleaner will send a wolf spider or most any other exoskeleton insect to an early grave.. The wolf spider I sprayed actually got so tightened up he bursted at the abdomen, an nasty brown juice flowed out. And yes he curled up into a nice dead spider almost on contact..

 

******' disgustin'!


I don't kill spiders. I have someone else do it for me. Because if I killed one with my luck, an army of 2,000 of them will come to get me in my sleep. They'd all be squeeking in a little insect voice 'YOU KILLED MY BROTHER!!!!!' and I don't want that to happen.

Not to mention that fact that I'm so scared of them, my eyes tear up with fear everytime I see a large one. I can handle daddy longlegs and those tiny ones that just live in corners. But if it's bigger than a quarter and not a daddy longlegs, I ain't havin' that ****.

 

Hey thats nothing compared to my ex-girlfriend. She used to cry because she was afraid of BALLOONS!! wtf? Fear of spiders....yeah. Thats understandable. Birds, yes. Lochness Monster, I guess it depends on who you are......but balloons?

 

My wife hates and is a little afraid of clowns

 

Again. Legitimate fear. I know there are alot of wierd phobias out there, but why would anyone be afraid of balloons? Like, she literally cried if someone got close to her with one. Must have made her birthdays a little drab...lol.

 

I think the worst thing would be a wolf spider with wings, Kinda like these pine beetles we have here, look just like a big 2 inch roach, or palmetto bugs like in FLA, that can take flight when you try to mash them. A spider that flies like an insect would be a terrible thing IMHO..

 

Serious question bro....

Was your girl raped by a gang of rogue balloons when she was a child?
That could be the problem.

Here....have her talk to this guy:

 

No Idea. I never really got an answer as the why she was afraid of them.
My theory is that maybe they scared her as a child, and shes afraid they'll pop in her face and suffocate her? Who the **** knows. It was really annyoing though.