Look at this fucking monkey
AWWWWWWW! That's so ******* cute! 
****..... I shouldn't have typed that. Proof that I do have a bit of girly-girl in me and that at least part of my heart hasn't died.
To redeem myself, I will say that I wonder how that monkey tastes. And the dog, too.

****..... I shouldn't have typed that. Proof that I do have a bit of girly-girl in me and that at least part of my heart hasn't died.
To redeem myself, I will say that I wonder how that monkey tastes. And the dog, too.
LOL. Probably like chicken.
Too late. No redeeming yourself on this one.
Goddamn, it. I knew it. 
**** no, ************!
That monkey is cute though. So cute that I wanna squeeze it until it's eyes pop out!

**** no, ************!
That monkey is cute though. So cute that I wanna squeeze it until it's eyes pop out!
Sounds like a personal problem. 
Depends on the size of the monkey. A big monkey might herd guinea pigs, but a little monkey like that would herd hamsters.....
HAMSTERS WITH RABIES!

Depends on the size of the monkey. A big monkey might herd guinea pigs, but a little monkey like that would herd hamsters.....
HAMSTERS WITH RABIES!
May you both spend an eternity rotting in Satan's crusty anus and scrubbing the walls of his colon with old, used toothbrushes.
better than liking the color pink, or driving a hyundai. LOL
And, yes, I have been told I have a way with words. So the hell with you, Pee, for reminding me of that goddamn pink signature that Evan made for me. :P
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