So im doing this thing online and theres a timer on each page. takes forver!

 

um random wtf?

 

dude...im falling asleep trying to finish this thing...

 

WTF are you talking about? lol

 

OH haha I'm doing a defensive driving course online instead of going in person. problem is, its so freakin' boring. i took a break from it though.

 

Hello.

 

2+7=9

cake is yummy

its raining

elephants are gray

 

Elmo was a ****.

 

king is a jew

 

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

 

^ Explains Pcola.

 

I'm bored.

 

I like turtles.

 

I do, too!

 

Yeah, but he meant to watch. You meant to eat

 

I wouldn't eat a turtle... unless I didn't know I was eating one.

 

Good to see that this thread is taking off in the right direction finally.

 

I like my thread as a matter of fact. lol

 

What's a fish with no eyes called?

FSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!


Two muffins in an oven...
The first muffin says "Damn, it's hot in here"
The second muffin says "Holy ****, it's a talking muffin!"


HAHAHAHA... I know, I'm lame.

 

I'd hate to take this thread off topic but about that defensive driving course... do you get to do a performance test with some actual defensive driving?

 

That would suck HUGE *****. I can say I would rather have my car egged than take defensive driving.

Aren't I lucky, I get both. Egged and DD for a ticket! Ballin!

 

nope. no "performance test"...not that i know of at least.

and at-least someone can share my misery.

 

leave king alone. i have seen you do nothing but bash king. stop it.



now, back on track here, defensive driving is a good thing to do. but it doesn't mean drive 10 under the speed limit. i drive 5 over, and i have never gotten into a wreck yet. *knock on wood* all you gotta do is pay attention to everyone around you, and expect them to do the dumbest ****, which they WILL do. i've had a station wagon pull out infront of me while i was going 50, and i know he saw me.

 

They have a mustang in there!

 

the reason i even have to do this defensive driving crap is because i was on a highway going what i thought was the speed limit--65mph. And apperently, they made it 55mph over night. convenient, huh?

 

I once got pulled over for not using a right turn lane on a one lane, one-way street.

 

did you win the case? please tell me you at least tried to fight it!

 

Tough luck. I got a warning for going 35 over the posted speed limit in Wyoming.
Warning = no ticket.

 

speed trap!

 

Well...since this is a very random thread...

Anyone have the coupon code???...PM me and I will let you cuddle with the miss's