This morning, I walked out of my house to leave for work. My cat, Osiris, was in the same spot he usually is, laying by the front door. I reached down to pet him and he hissed at me... this is something he never does. I immediately pulled my hand away and thought "what the hell is his problem?" I thought he was bent over licking his ***** (or what used to be his *****). I figured "hell, if I had ***** and I was licking them, I wouldn't want to be bothered, either" and I started to walk away. I took a few steps forward and looked back at him. Then he looked up at me and his fat-*** moved a little to the left and what did I see?




He was hovering over a brown bunny about 9" or 10" in length laying on the pavement where Osiris usually lays. I walked up there and saw that the back of its head was torn open, skull and all... and he was EATING ITS BRAINS!



I am now the very proud owner of a zombie cat!


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Who could ask for anything more from a pet

 

Thats terriffic. Congratz on zeh zombie kiteh!

 

 

Freakin awesome!

 

That's ******* awesome!

 

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Ok...that's all.....I'm done post-whoring up your thread!
I just hit 100 posts!!!! yay...

 

Hahaha! That's great!

 

Hahaha, thanks guys!

I have even more proof that he's a zombie. (Not really, he's just a bad-***.)

About 2 years ago, my dad ran Osiris' head over with a mini-van. He did the 'death flips' for a few minutes and my dad took him out back to bury him because he was unresponsive and my dad couldn't tell if he was breathing. My dad went inside to grab a shovel and went back outside and Osiris wasn't there!

Puzzled, he came inside for a few minutes to grab a beer and think. Then, he heard scratching at the door. It was Osiris! Dad let him in and the first thing that fat bastard did was eat a whole can of cat food. We took him to the emergency vet and found out that he had a severe concussion and his equilibrium was off. He also lost one of his fangs and couldn't walk straight for a while, but he's just fine now. The accident didn't even break any bones, amazingly enough.

Here he is, shortly after the accident. I think he saved all 9 of his lives for it. I don't know if he technically returned from the dead, but my dad said he could have sworn that Osiris had met his end.



He looks pissed.

 

its possible to consolidate your pics to one post


Hmm pops grabbed a beer to think on it....sounds like my kinda people!

 

I want to see a pic of the bunny.

 

I wish I would have taken one. It was gone by the time my fiance called me at 11am and I left at 8.10am. I might find some bones when I get home.

I think I have some pictures of a squirrel he ate a while back. He chewed its front arms off and the head was about 2" above the body and it was attached to the body by the spine, like he tried to pull the head off the body, but because the spine was coming up with the skull, he couldn't get it all the way off. It was just bloody with little bits of meat hanging off of it. He tore off the tail and it was in the grass.

I'll see if I can find those pictures when I get home. It's some crazy ****. I've never heard of an animal that mutilates their food like he does. He's like the Jack the Ripper of cats.

 

You know that scientists and historians are speculating that Jack the Ripper wasn't actually a guy? They're thinking it was actually a girl.

 

Ask and ye shall recieve!

Here's your pic of a dead Rabbit:

 

Lol wth man..wheres the bullet holes?? Also my dog does that to small rodents except he like plays with them till they die, then he rolls over the body.