Google is the best.
Google is the best.
and type in "Find Chuck Norris" then click I'm feeling lucky and see what happens.
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StangNation
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They say Chuck can kill many men, using only his facial expression... ... and if you have five dollars & Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck has more money than you.
Last edited by Havokk; Jan 9, 2009 at 04:30 AM.
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From: Grand Rapids MI
Chuck norris often swims in a lake near scotland...... his ***** is the true identity of the lock ness monster
When he does pushup he actually pushed the world down cause not even Chuck Norris pushes Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once beat a Chess Grandmaster in a chess match using only a pawn and a black checker...... while blindfolded
Chuck Norris can rev the engine of a 10-speed bike
When he does pushup he actually pushed the world down cause not even Chuck Norris pushes Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once beat a Chess Grandmaster in a chess match using only a pawn and a black checker...... while blindfolded
Chuck Norris can rev the engine of a 10-speed bike
Last edited by Lazerred6; Jan 9, 2009 at 05:19 AM.
By demons be driven.
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Posts: 2,844
From: Florida
More of my favorites:
- Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
- While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
- When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
- Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
- Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
- Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
- The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.
- Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral.
- Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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