Black Sunshine
#3
*Licks index finger, puts it on self, and makes sizzling noise.*
I can assure you I'm nothing special. Just an average chick with a car that's hotter than I am, that's how I compensate for my averageness.
There are a few pictures of me floating around on here.
Edit: It is wonderful to have a thread dedicated to my 'hotness', whether a drunk guy made it or not, haha.
Last edited by Black Sunshine; 11-21-2008 at 08:50 AM.
#5
And yes, I have been with my fiance for 5 1/2 years so I am happily taken. If someone can put up with my crap for that long, I figure he's a saint.
#6
i was not drunk, i was mearly sleep deprived. lol, i'm not sure how i thought of this thread. in my other club, we have plenty of female members. because of the internet you don't even know they are girls, and then they say something like in Sunshines avatar "i'm a girl, damnit!" and we're always like, "oh, sorry." then when we meet with these girls not only are they pretty good looking, they are probably some of the coolest girls out there. not to mention really hot.
sunshine, you're in florida, i'm in nyc, so we can't act on this obvious thick sexual tension between us (there goes the sleep deprivation kicking in again). i've been with my fiance for three and a half years, and she is definetly a saint. i mean, any girl that knows she comes after my mustang, my football, and my xbox is definetly someone to hold on to.
and now to entice sunshine to post pictures of herself... here is some hardcore pornography!!
sunshine, you're in florida, i'm in nyc, so we can't act on this obvious thick sexual tension between us (there goes the sleep deprivation kicking in again). i've been with my fiance for three and a half years, and she is definetly a saint. i mean, any girl that knows she comes after my mustang, my football, and my xbox is definetly someone to hold on to.
and now to entice sunshine to post pictures of herself... here is some hardcore pornography!!
Last edited by engineman312; 11-21-2008 at 10:17 AM.
#8
listen, i may be weird, and i maybe sleep deprived, but in no way am i a communist. and isn't this really what its all about??
#16
Back to the thread yes we have seen your pic but like u said there are when u was younger but we are waiting to see u with that tank top u got from nick
#17
I guess PeeCola is ashamed of me.
The other day, PeeCola and I were sitting and watching our favorite talk show host, Maury Povich and another episode of 'Who's the baby daddy'. When it was over, I got up and went to get myself a Twinkie. I realized I couldn't find PeeCola! I looked everywhere and still couldn't find him! I was heartbroken!
The next day, I went to the outhouse to drop a load (PeeCola doesn't like me doing that in the house, he says it stinks too bad), and as I was trying to do my duty while devouring my 26th Twinkie of the day, I suddenly felt about 140 pounds lighter! To my glee, I finished up, stood up, and heard someone yelling 'Sunshine, Sunshine'! I couldn't figure out where it was coming from, so I looked around. Then, I realized it was coming from the pit in the outhouse!
I looked into the deep, dark, stinking abyss and I saw my beloved PeeCola swimming! I guess I had accidentally sat on him while we were watching Maury and he got stuck in my asscrack! What can I say! Those things happen!
We are still in as much love as we have ever been and he gladly forgave me for my little discrepancy. We couldn't be happier.
Although... if he doesn't go get me my case of Twinkies within the next 15 minutes, I think I may leave him for King. I need a man who won't stand between me and my Twinkies.
#26
topical hilariousness? is that the type of hilariousness you apply to the skin?
Last edited by Badfish; 11-21-2008 at 05:15 PM.
#30
Dave, why did you call that girl 'gums'? Nevermind, you were drunk and probably don't even remember.