Charles was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, low and behold, he lost his wallet and all identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home, but was stopped by a Mexican Customs Agent at the Juarez border.

'May I see your identification, por favor, seņor?' asked the agent.

'I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet,' replied Carlos, a handle which he had become accustomed to while visiting south of the border.

'Si, amigo, I hear that every day. No I.D., no crossing the border,' said the agent.

'But I can prove that I'm an American!' he exclaimed. 'I have a picture of Bill Clinton tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of Hillary Clinton tattooed on the other.'

'This I must see,' replied the agent. With that, Charles dropped his pants and bent over in front of the agent.

'Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, you're right!' exclaimed the agent. 'Have a safe trip back to Chicago, Senor.'

'Thanks!' he said. 'But why do you think I'm from Chicago? I'm actually from Ft. Lauderdale.'

The agent replied, 'I recognized Barack Obama in the middle!'

 

lol!!!!!!!

 

 

LOL thats hilarious

 

SPREAD THE WEALTH!!

> Today on my way to lunch I passed a homeless guy with a sign
> that read 'Vote Obama, I need the money.' I laughed.
>
> Once in the restaurant my server had on a 'Obama 08' tie, again
> I laughed as he had given away his political preference--just imagine
> the coincidence.
>
> When the bill came I decided not to tip the server and explained
> to him that I was exploring the Obama redistribution of wealth concept.
> He stood there in disbelief while I told him that I was going to
> redistribute his tip to someone who I deemed more in need--the homeless
> guy outside. The server angrily stormed from my sight.
>
> I went outside, gave the homeless guy $10 and told him to thank
> the server inside as I 've decided he could use the money more. The
> homeless guy was grateful.
>
> At the end of my rather unscientific redistribution experiment I
> realized the homeless guy was grateful for the money he did not earn,
> but the waiter was pretty angry that I gave away the money he did earn
> even though the actual recipient needed money more.
>
> I guess redistribution of wealth is an easier thing to swallow
> in concept than in practical application!!

 

for as retarded as that is its make so much sense.

 

lol.. obama in the middle... ok that is pretty damn funny