GOD! FKJSFLSD
#1
GOD! FKJSFLSD
I bought my Stang.... about three weeks ago. When I bought it, the week before my girlfriend had trashed every window with freakin window paint, and wrote "i love you" blah blah crap all over it, and tied balloons to my side mirrors. So I told her "NEVER DO THIS TO MY MUSTANG" So I look out the window at work at my car and see stuff on my car. I run out there and she has done it again. Just to write "blah blah + blah blah equals something bullshit" on my windows. Not only that she knew enough that I would get pissed that she actually wrote "PLEASE DONE GET PISSED" on my freaking windows! Got I know it's something small but I ****** TOLD her DO NOT WRITE ON MY ****** CAR! And she does anyways.Rant over, for now.
#3
I hate it when people put **** on my car it makes me want to punch somthing. One time I was at a state park in one of the parking lots and apparently I was supposed to park in a different lot so they put a warning sticker on my window..... I was pissed and spent about 20 carefully peeling it off as one peice. then I took it over to a park ranger car that no one was wathcing and stuck it to his window but to make it worse I scrached lines through the sticker so it could not come off as one piece but as about 100 little peices. Ha Ha don't F with my car or I will retaliate
#4
HAHA that is awesome. It wouldn't bother me so much had I not told her the day I bought it "DO NOT WRITE ON THIS CAR OR I WILL GET PISSED" I have been texting her and she said she almost didn't do it because she thought I would get pissed....Well if I TOLD you not to, you thought I would get pissed.... WHY THE GOOD HELL WOULD YOU DO IT THEN! Good god people are retarded
#8
No not the point for the pictures. I know that. But what is the point of getting window paint crap and writing "Dustin and **** forever" "Kisses for Dustin" all over my car. For gods sake, I don't want to drive home with that **** on my car.
#9
Look at it this way, atleast you have a girlfriend to actually have that happen. lol..
#10
Well honestly... the other night she STARTED having sex with me, then got off and told me goodnight and fell asleep. Now she has vandalized my car. And if I took the money that I spend on taking her *** out every day and put it in a savings account. In a few months I could buy my car new gears, or exhaust.
#13
Well the stang cost me $7k lol... The Stang gets me where I want to go. Does what I say with no questions asked. Doesn't ask to buy her flowers, only wants things that will make my time with her more enjoyable. Lets me choose what position I want to be in. Always finishes at the same time as me. So right now I think the scales are tipped in the direction of the Stang on that one.
#16
Well the stang cost me $7k lol... The Stang gets me where I want to go. Does what I say with no questions asked. Doesn't ask to buy her flowers, only wants things that will make my time with her more enjoyable. Lets me choose what position I want to be in. Always finishes at the same time as me. So right now I think the scales are tipped in the direction of the Stang on that one.
.awesome... :-D
ive never heard someone seriously compare their car to a girl....
want some grease for the tailpipe? lol
#18
hate to say it but he is right, she is testing you, you really did this to yourself, if you wouldnt have said how much that annoys you she wouldnt have done it.
girls are real strange that way. they like to see how much they can get away with knowing full and well its gonna **** you off.
girls are real strange that way. they like to see how much they can get away with knowing full and well its gonna **** you off.
#19
I don't know why you are spending money on her everyday. Thats your own fault. I don't spend money on my fiance everyday, thats just retarded. If you don't think it's going anywhere or she is turning psycho, then let her go. Save the time and trouble.
#21
hate to say it but he is right, she is testing you, you really did this to yourself, if you wouldnt have said how much that annoys you she wouldnt have done it.
girls are real strange that way. they like to see how much they can get away with knowing full and well its gonna **** you off.
girls are real strange that way. they like to see how much they can get away with knowing full and well its gonna **** you off.
My ex used to lock me out of my own car after I would OPEN HER DOOR and let her in, walk around the car, she would hit the lock button. Hardy Har Har
I got mad every single time. She did it dozens of times.
#22
Last night i got home, i diddnt have any cash, so i says to her i says "Dammit woman, give me some monay!"
and she forked me over 60 bucks in 20's flap flap flap!
Thats how i roll.
Then again, i do pay ALL the bills but her cellphone and gas.
#23
Do that 4-5 times and she will realize how damn annoying that is
#24
I'd slap her
lol
#25
hey, as long as she wrote on your windows...you have nothing to worry about...im not worried about the windows when it comes to my car...but once that **** hits the paint....all hell erupts...
#28
Dude, you are missing an opportunity. Have she ever let you do something after first saying no? You should have told her how much fun it was....it would have only happened once.....had her help you clean it...and then paid her back with lovin.
#29
If you REALLY want to get her back.....Just black out her windows with shoe polish. And don't use the liquid stuff, use the paste. That stuff is hard as HELL to get off. Just black out everything but the windshield and then write "returning the favor!" on the windshield. See if she ever touches your car again.
#30
It doesn't matter if this is a "test". She shouldn't test you about anything. You told her not to do it, she did it, you have the right to get mad as hell. People used to do this at my highschool. My car never got written on though becuase I always threatened to run over kneecaps and smash faces in with cinderblocks.
LOL, that would **** me off too. Atleast you just gotta hit the unlock button again.
LOL, that would **** me off too. Atleast you just gotta hit the unlock button again.