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Old 11-20-2007 | 07:28 PM
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A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks
> into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in
> bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the
> homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, APPEARS TO kiss her
> neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.While he's in there, the husband
> whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his
> clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in
> years.I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
> complain... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he
> nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll
> kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you." His wife responds: "He wasn't
> kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear..He told me that he's gay, thinks
> you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the
> bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too honey...
 
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Old 11-20-2007 | 08:16 PM
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Old 11-20-2007 | 08:48 PM
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oh that sucks
 
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Old 11-20-2007 | 09:06 PM
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WTF?
 
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Old 11-20-2007 | 09:49 PM
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how is it spam?
 
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Old 11-20-2007 | 09:53 PM
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to me it is, that show sucks it brings fake to a new level.
 
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Old 11-20-2007 | 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted by 3.8for the win
to me it is, that show sucks it brings fake to a new level.
Wow... someone needs to learn how to read...
 
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Old 11-21-2007 | 02:04 AM
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Prison Bitch sucks...gay show, stupid....its right up there with Pushing Daisies and Greys Homosexual Anatomy.

Only good shows on ABC, CBS, FOX, NBC are

The Unit
NCIS
CSI NY
Boston Legal
Samantha Who
Desperate Housewives
Friday Night Lights
Dirty Sexy Money


everything else shoud be canceled, and the networks should schedule college and NFL football and basketball 7 days a week.
 
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Old 11-21-2007 | 08:16 AM
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funny joke and for those who commented without bothering to read:


IT WAS A JOKE>>>IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE TV SHOW






geezus
 
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Old 11-21-2007 | 12:17 PM
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LMAO at the other posts... nothing to do with the TV show
 
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Old 11-21-2007 | 03:07 PM
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i like how greg tells us a funny joke and mixedbreed goes off about what shows he likes
 
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Old 11-21-2007 | 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Mixedbreed02GT
Prison Bitch sucks...gay show, stupid....its right up there with Pushing Daisies and Greys Homosexual Anatomy.

Only good shows on ABC, CBS, FOX, NBC are

The Unit
NCIS
CSI NY
Boston Legal
Samantha Who
Desperate Housewives
Friday Night Lights
Dirty Sexy Money

everything else shoud be canceled, and the networks should schedule college and NFL football and basketball 7 days a week.
The Unit <--- GAY
NCIS <--- GAY
CSI NY <--SUPER GAY
Boston Legal <-- FUNNIEST DAMN SHOW ON TV!
Samantha Who <--- GAY GAY!
Desperate Housewives <--- TUB OF ICESCREAM GAY GAY GAY
Friday Night Lights <-- GAY
Dirty Sexy Money <--- GAY GAY UBER GAY!

What about HOUSE MD? That show rocks!

Lol...

u watch desperate housewwives..

Do you invite all yer girlfriends over for a "desperate housewifes PJ's and Ice Cream Party" and paint eachothers toenails?

lolololol
 
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Old 11-21-2007 | 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by StreetRacer
funny joke and for those who commented without bothering to read:

IT WAS A JOKE>>>IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE TV SHOW
geezus
no i read it, apparently it just went over my head. i really thought he was just describing the show, and how dumb it was.

Originally Posted by JackThe Ripper
The Unit <--- GAY
NCIS <--- GAY
CSI NY <--SUPER GAY
Boston Legal <-- FUNNIEST DAMN SHOW ON TV!
Samantha Who <--- GAY GAY!
Desperate Housewives <--- TUB OF ICESCREAM GAY GAY GAY
Friday Night Lights <-- GAY
Dirty Sexy Money <--- GAY GAY UBER GAY!

What about HOUSE MD? That show rocks!

Lol...

u watch desperate housewwives..

Do you invite all yer girlfriends over for a "desperate housewifes PJ's and Ice Cream Party" and paint eachothers toenails?

lolololol
HOUSE MD Sucks my ***. as for desperate housewives..hell ya i do...they all come over in their lingerie not, pj's. there is no paint toenails, just a lot of kitty licking going on
 
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Old 11-21-2007 | 10:33 PM
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wow...
 
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