A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to
meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is
such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend
that after dinner, she would like to go out and make
love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he
has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the
pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the
pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist
helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At
the register, the
pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to
buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will
be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That
night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house
and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so
excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" where
the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers
to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes and
the boy is still deep in prayer with his head down. 10
minutes pass and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,
"I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns
and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a
pharmacist."

 

Oldie but goodie, always makes me laugh.

 

haha....that one is a classic...

 

lol, that was good. have never read it

 

made me laugh

 

I've heard it before, so it only got a smirk out of me. good though.

 

lmao. nvr heard it before. that'd be my luck.