I just moved into this new apartment complex. The building is way in the back corner of the complex and there seems to be random cars parked out there alot at night. About an hour ago I went to leave to the gas station for some snacks and i see some random car sitting there ideling with the AC on. Got into my car and looked over there to notice that there wasnt anyone in the drivers seat, and the car was bouncing up and down. Took a closer look and there was 2 people in there having sex. I honked my horn and after a second they both jumped out and the girl took off towards her car. I told her and the guy to "Quit Fu*king in front of my apartment before I call the cops!" Some guy trying to be "thugged out" told me to "Shutup and dont talk to him!" Well I said "Get the Fu*k outta here and if he had a problem there was something waiting on him" So he spouted off some more crap and peeled out. Now im nervous that hes gonna come back and screw with my car while im sleeping. What can i do about this? I think this type of stuff has been going on alot over here. Tried to get the plate number but he was gone before I could. I dont want these type of people hanging out around here and my car.....

 

sleep in your car with some mace and get them with that if they get to close fire in the whole

 

was the chick hot? 'cause if she was, you should have taped it

 

So, what is wrong with people having sex? At least they were not ribbing the place. I say let em have sex....we all should be having more of it anyway.

 

who cares? If you had been getting laid in your car and someone interrupted you, you would probably be super pissed. It's not like they were shooting up meth in front of you. Try lightening up a little, it's just sex dude.

 

LMFAO

 

Its the fact that only junky type people would do this type of behavior. I dont mind sex at all but keep it in your own house for gods sake. First theyre screwing right next to my car, then theyre breaking into it or trying to steal it. Once they get comfortable with the area, theyll just think they can do whatever they want without anything happening. Dont like random people hanging out in front of my apartment especially at night, its not safe. Ive seen too many bad things happen.

 

yeah sex rocks. hehe...
I don't blame you for not wanting people outside your apartment at night though.

 

seriously dude it sounds like you need to start getting laid more often and not make snap judgements about people. You can't assume that just because they were screwing next to your car they are going to break into it.

 

hell....you should see the people havin sex IN my apartment...what a party...i've had sex in elevators of buildings neither one of us lived in...mostly thats called being adventuous and havin fun...i would only get mad if the guy left the rubber on my lawn...seriously we need more fun girls in the world....but you gotta be you...so its your choice how you handle it...i personally would never start a beef with a guy and let him know where i park my car though....you might wanna move it for awhile

 

Dude you're in Tennesee...just get a gun and shoot the mother ****er..yer out in the middle of no where..no one's gonna notice..haha

 

I probably would have watched and tried to rub one out, hoping they didnt see me...

 

Wow...jump the shark much? Thats quite a leap of faith.

Don't worry bout it dude. If you don't want them to do it right next to your car just ask them nicely to move to another spot.

Seriously...you have NO clue how many times I've had sex in the back of a car. Probably some of the best impromptu sex ive ever had too.

But you didnt hear that from me :P.

Edit: Yeah, bad idea to curse the guy off. Asking nicely works pretty well dude. Just keep an eye on things. He probably wont do ****, as I dont think someone would be that stupid over something like that.

 

Jeredan, you are the biggest COCKBLOCKER in the world.

The guys gettin some action and you bust it up just to be an *******? haha

 

haha, rubbed one out right onto their windshield then tell them to leave 'cause you're done

 

They could be doing worse things. I think Ill only get pissed if they leave a Trojan wrapper or used jimmy, I call the cops and teach them not to litter

 

So because people have sex in a car means that they turn into car stealing theives, then they think they own the world. Thats kinda funny. It's an apartment complex, your gonna have people hanging out all the time. Unless they actually bothered you, touched the car or whatever you should have just left them alone. Now your gonna be a nervous wreck thinking about your car all the time.

 

ya know...i was reading this again and i just noticed that the girl came in a second car? hmmmm... i bet they were havin an affair and you busted up the midnight rendevous...good job....some poor schmo probably thought his wife was workin late and shes gettin boinked in front of your place....maybe she ran cause she thought you were a private eye

 

Get a damn house and you won't be having none of this. I wouldn't have given a fawk if someone was screwing next to my car. Hell I've been known to have sex in the back of my car a a time or 10..

 

exactly what I was thinking, that **** must have been cheating on some guy with the one I saw her with.

Maybe i should have left it alone, but there have been other people sitting out there all suspicious like. i didnt know what they were doing in there. Could have been doing much worse I guess.The spot in front of my apartment is waay back in the corner of the complex and itrs really dark. They must have known about it beforehand and knew it was a good spot. I dont want this area bieng known as a place where people can come to do all their dirty work, whether it be screwing, doing drugs, or anything like that.

I dont think the guy will come back, if he was going to he would have done it last night and my car was fine this morning.....

Yes ive had sex in a car before also but never right in front of other peoples apartment windows. The park is a much better place for it. No rubbers left outside from what I could see.......

 

People hanging around an apartment complex! Oh my god that never happens!

 

LMFAO0O0O0O THIS IS TO FUNNY.... just keep your eyes open cuz.. dont think they'll be back... if you see them around call a couple of buddies and scare the hell out of the guy... then if he still acts up beat the hell out of him... its life but if it bothers you that much leave them no option but to find another place to do the dirty..

 

feelin a little lonley jeredan?

 

I wanna know why you had the URGE to go out late at night for SNACKS...hmmmm you had the munchies and why?

 

if i noticed 2 people havin sex in a car I wouldnt have said anything and just called the cops....Watching the cops bust em with they pants off would have been hilarious.