A young man was shopping at the local supermarket and purchased:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. Can of coffee, and
A 1 lb. Package of bacon.

As he loading the items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind him watched as he placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly slurred,
"You must be single."

He was a bit startled by this proclamation, but he was intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, since he was indeed single.

He looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about the selections that could have tipped off the drunk to his marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of him, he said: "Well, you know what, you're
absolutely right.
But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're fuggin ugly."

 

That's some funny sh*t.

 

A mexican firefighter had twins. What did he name them???














Jose(Hose A) and Josb (Hose B)

 

Boooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

IDC the crazy substitute teacher told me that one. Mr. Rowell easy to spell R O W E L L.