A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a
> coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his
> bedside every single day. One day, he motioned for her
> to come nearer.
>
> She sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You
> know what? You have been with me all through the bad
> times.
>
> When I got fired, you were there to support me.
>
> When my business failed, you were there.
>
> When I got shot, you were by my side.
>
> When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
>
> When my health started failing, you were still by my
> side...You know what?"
>
> "What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart
> began to fill with warmth.
>
> "I think you're bad luck, get the **** away from me."
>

 

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