A man comes to a bartender one night with a proposition.
Business has been a little slow of late, so he says "if I can fill your bar with patrons, can I get free drinks for the night?"
The bar tender, wanting more business, says "sure if you can fill my place, drinks are on me"

The man comes back the next night with a Violin case. He goes to the window and pulls up a large table.
He opens up the violin case and pulls out a minature working piano. The bartender is quite supprised to see him also
take out a small man in a full suit. Thinking it must be a manaquin, he's even more supprised to see the little man sit down
at the piano and start playing!
The scene attracts people walking buy, and soon the bar is full of people ordering drinks, and watching the spectical.

The bar tender lets this go in for about a week, then one day he just had to ask him:
"Whats with you and this little piano playing guy?"
The man sighs, and says let me show you, it's in my car.

They walk out to his car, the man pulls out a small vase. He says to the bartender:
"I found this vase at an antique shop, It contains a Geni that will grant you one wish."
Confused and very skeptical they Bartender says: Ya sure buddy, you dont wanna tell me, that's your business.
The man insists that he rubs the vase to see for himself.
The bartender hesitaitly takes the vase and wipes it with his apron.

POOF - a small Geni pops out and says he will grant him one wish.
The bartender thinks for a minute and says" OK, I wish for a Million Bucks"
The Geni says "your wish is Granted" and disappears.

A minute goes buy and the bartender starts grumbeling and starts to leave.
suddenly a huge flock of ducks flys overhead. Thousands and thousands fly buy as they watch amazed at the site...

After seeing this spectical the bartender says: "Wait a minute! I didnt wish for a million DUCKS! I wished for a million Bucks!"
The man sighs and softly says: "You think I wished for a 12 inch Pianist?"

 

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