Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they
go back to
Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together.
In the morning, Fred's little brother Johnny, gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom
if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No".
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to
school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary
up yet?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and
go back to
school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and
Mary up yet?"
His mom says, "No."
He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"
He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I
think I gave him my airplane glue."

 

OY! That sucks.

 

lol...aaahh

 

 

Not bad!

 

nice

 

thats some american pie **** right there