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thought this was funny, got it today in my email, enjoy
Ed was in trouble.
He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really ticked.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a
gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds
AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure
enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of
the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran
out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for next Friday
Ed was in trouble.
He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really ticked.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a
gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds
AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure
enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of
the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran
out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for next Friday
FYL.
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 7,493
From: Pensacola, Florida
Originally Posted by mustangvsix
thought this was funny, got it today in my email, enjoy
Ed was in trouble.
He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really ticked.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a
gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds
AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure
enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of
the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran
out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for next Friday
Ed was in trouble.
He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really ticked.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a
gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds
AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure
enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of
the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran
out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for next Friday
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