None Of That Sissy Crap Here!!!
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, make most woman cry, reinforce to you that e-mail spam sucks, and never actually come close to reality?!?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You'll see no cutesy little smiley faces here. Just the stone cold truth of what a great real friendship actually is. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk, plan revenge, and then execute the plan against the sorry bastard\crazy bitch that made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever it is that's choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will congratulate you on getting laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get you f'ing pansy. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit your Goddamn whining about it. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you stay confused -- I will call you a MF'ing idiot, punch you, and have another beer over your stupidity. 8. When you are sick -- Stay the F away from me until you're better sicko! I don't want whatever the hell it is you have. 9. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy and\or drunk ass. 10. When you are in pain -- I will comfort you. By kicking you in the balls and then asking how whatever it was that hurt before, feels now. Finally, in summary, let me close by saying: "Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth." |
hahaha, nice... that pretty much sums up all of my friends.
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LOL thats great.
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Good stuff...
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thats great:beerchug:
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