What's going on in the car forums?


Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle) forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forums
"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!

 

LMAO awesome.

 

thas good times...

 

Nice looking car in that sig.

 

haha, very funny post...

i liked this one - "Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo. " because a guy i work is exactly like that with his 06 caddy dts.

funny stuff man.

 

that was a good laugh.

 

that was some funny stuff

 

lol, got some good laughs!

 

fiero one made me laugh. we have a guy at work who owns one who thinks its the worlds baddest car. Its been on fire and he said he would outhandle and outperform my mustang. He said he was trying to race a honda S2K and he would beat it.

The guy is a retard. lol

 

That has to a Fiero owner thing. Same thing happened to me at a gas station, I just laughed and said "Yeah, at least I don't look like a *** driving my car though" and my friend busted out laughing. It was funny.

 

Well he does. Hes about 38, bald top with thick hair on the bottom. he looks like bozo and has some huge glasses. The guy is a total dork. lol. Still lives with his mom and dad, too.

 

This guy was about mid 30's and bald, he was missing one of his front teeth, with some ugly old lady, he had this really thick back woods accent and started the convo by going "Hey maaaayn, nice Mus-tang you have, you ever race that thang?" "Yeah, every now and again I pick up a race in Raleigh." "Well, I've messed a bunch of dem Mustangs up when they come up against me a-revvin" (I swear he pronounced Mustang with Mus-Tang and said a-revvin) lmao

 

That has got to be one of the funniest things I've read in a LONG time.

Great post!

 

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