7 kinds of Sex...
#1
05-17-2006, 09:57 AM
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7 kinds of Sex...
The 1st kind of sex is called:
Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called:
Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called:
Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time.
Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called:
Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "**** you".
The 5th kind of sex is called:
Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
The 6th kind is called Religious Sex,
which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
OOPS, Don't forget the 7th kind of sex:
Social Security Sex. You get a little each month, but not enough to live on.
Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called:
Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called:
Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time.
Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called:
Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "**** you".
The 5th kind of sex is called:
Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
The 6th kind is called Religious Sex,
which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
OOPS, Don't forget the 7th kind of sex:
Social Security Sex. You get a little each month, but not enough to live on.
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#8
05-17-2006, 10:15 AM
Damn Greg...coming from you, I figured it would have gone a little something like this:
The 1st kind of sex is called:
1st Cousin Sex
The 2nd kind of sex is called:
2nd Cousin Sex
The 3rd kind of sex is called:
3rd Cousin Sex
The 4th kind of sex is called:
Sister Sex
The 5th kind of sex is called:
Step Sister Sex
The 6th kind of sex is called:
Mom Sex
The 7th kind of sex is called:
Goat Sex
:clap:
:clap:
But yes I agree with your thread...not trying to hijack...just bustin' your ***** as usual...carry on.
The 1st kind of sex is called:
1st Cousin Sex
The 2nd kind of sex is called:
2nd Cousin Sex
The 3rd kind of sex is called:
3rd Cousin Sex
The 4th kind of sex is called:
Sister Sex
The 5th kind of sex is called:
Step Sister Sex
The 6th kind of sex is called:
Mom Sex
The 7th kind of sex is called:
Goat Sex
:clap:
:clap:But yes I agree with your thread...not trying to hijack...just bustin' your ***** as usual...carry on.
#10
05-17-2006, 10:35 AM
Originally Posted by MahnotinkneeGT
Damn Greg...coming from you, I figured it would have gone a little something like this:
The 1st kind of sex is called:
1st Cousin Sex
The 2nd kind of sex is called:
2nd Cousin Sex
The 3rd kind of sex is called:
3rd Cousin Sex
The 4th kind of sex is called:
Sister Sex
The 5th kind of sex is called:
Step Sister Sex
The 6th kind of sex is called:
Mom Sex
The 7th kind of sex is called:
Goat Sex
:clap: :clap:
But yes I agree with your thread...not trying to hijack...just bustin' your ***** as usual...carry on.
The 1st kind of sex is called:
1st Cousin Sex
The 2nd kind of sex is called:
2nd Cousin Sex
The 3rd kind of sex is called:
3rd Cousin Sex
The 4th kind of sex is called:
Sister Sex
The 5th kind of sex is called:
Step Sister Sex
The 6th kind of sex is called:
Mom Sex
The 7th kind of sex is called:
Goat Sex
:clap:
:clap:But yes I agree with your thread...not trying to hijack...just bustin' your ***** as usual...carry on.
"Honey, if we get divorced will you still be my momma?"
#11
05-17-2006, 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by MahnotinkneeGT
Damn Greg...coming from you, I figured it would have gone a little something like this:
The 1st kind of sex is called:
1st Cousin Sex
The 2nd kind of sex is called:
2nd Cousin Sex
The 3rd kind of sex is called:
3rd Cousin Sex
The 4th kind of sex is called:
Sister Sex
The 5th kind of sex is called:
Step Sister Sex
The 6th kind of sex is called:
Mom Sex
The 7th kind of sex is called:
Goat Sex
:clap: :clap:
But yes I agree with your thread...not trying to hijack...just bustin' your ***** as usual...carry on.
The 1st kind of sex is called:
1st Cousin Sex
The 2nd kind of sex is called:
2nd Cousin Sex
The 3rd kind of sex is called:
3rd Cousin Sex
The 4th kind of sex is called:
Sister Sex
The 5th kind of sex is called:
Step Sister Sex
The 6th kind of sex is called:
Mom Sex
The 7th kind of sex is called:
Goat Sex
:clap:
:clap:But yes I agree with your thread...not trying to hijack...just bustin' your ***** as usual...carry on.
The 1st kind of sex is called:
NO Sex
The 2nd kind of sex is called:
NO Sex
The 3rd kind of sex is called:
NO Sex
The 4th kind of sex is called:
NO Sex
The 5th kind of sex is called:
NO Sex
The 6th kind of sex is called:
NO Sex
The 7th kind of sex is called:
GAY Sex?!?!
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05-18-2006, 03:45 AM
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