Favorite movie lines...
 

Heres one of mine:


Dr Evil : SHH! That was a preemptive Shh. I got a whole bag of SHH here with your name on it.

"Dirty" Harry Callahan - I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Sean Connery in The Rock

"Your best?? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f*ck the prom queen."

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
People know me.
I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
~Anchorman~ The stupidest but somewhat funniest movie :)

Connery always did put things the best.:punk:

napolean dynamite
"Dude you got like three feet of air that time."

i dont have any, I make my own punchlines.

F'n A Cotton, F'n A
-Dodgeball-

i say that all the time

The 1st rule of Fight Club is, you don't talk about Fight Club, 2nd rule of fight club is you DO NOT talk about Fight Club, 3rd rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.

truthfully.....i think you a good lookin cat. I just don't think anybody knows it, and i don't think anyone can see it.
-40 year old virgin-

"I felt guilty once, BUt then she woke up half way through... 0o0o0h!"

-Quagmire

"Glen honey may I ask you a question...what is it you do for a living?" - Social Worker
"Hey, I got a question for you...WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?" - Quagmire

I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bull****. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free.

vin deisel

































hahahahah j/p

wow, i could go on forever on this one. Ill try not to.

Ok,

Bad Santa - I am not gay. What the **** buddy? Buddy? I said, I am not gay. Are you off your meds? Yes, but that is not what this is about. You're as queer as a 10 dollar bill....

Maverick: "I feel the need"
Maverick and Goose: "The need for speed"

I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast. You eat pieces of **** for breakfast! ahhh ummm no.
- Happy Gilmore

"ya, I dunno even know what a f*ckin quail looks like" owen wilson, wedding crashers

"snoop, snoop-a-loop, you, bring your green hat" will ferrell, old school

"your wife italian? Ya, I always wanted to f* and italian chick." dennis learly, judgement night

"really, it says all that, maybe if you wrote it in f*in english I could f*in understand it." michael douglas, falling down

I Love Lamp.

-Anchorman

Yippie kay-yay, mother@#!%er. -Bruse Willis, Die Hard


Funny thing is I actually say this on a regular basis.....lol

lol

"You did what? you opened the fridge and at a whole ball of Cheese?, wow ya know I'm not even really angry...I'm actually impressed..."
Anchorman

"Glass? Who gives a sh*t about glass? Who the f*** is this?" Die Hard

are you a loser for holloween?!?!?!?!

lololol vehicular lunatics.....great dvd

yeeaaa.. :punk:

So many to chose from..so I'll do just a couple.


"My money, yes or no"..."No".....*bang* -Mel Gibson, Payback

"I got 2 guns, one for each of ya" -Doc Holiday, Tombstone (and pretty much everything else Kilmer says in Tombstone, best movie ever BTW)

Charlie: Uh, Lieutenant. What were you doing there?

Goose: Communicating.

Maverick: Communicating. Keeping up foreign relations. I was, uh, you know, giving him "the bird."

Goose: You know -- "the finger."

Charlie: Yes, I know the finger, Goose.

Goose: I'm, I'm sorry. I hate it when it does that. I'm sorry. Excuse me

LoL, thats a funny vid, but the I can't stand that fat guy in the BMW, he's just such a tool...

Stinger: And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog **** out of Hong Kong!

too many... just a def...

BILLY MADISON...

No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that? this girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll.

Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy Madison: Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.

Old Man Clemens: Eck, poop again.
Billy Madison: He called the **** "poop".

Billy Madison: Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool? Really.
[Notices gold swan on edge of tub]
Billy Madison: Stop looking at me, swan.


AND

the mask...

IT WASNT ME... IT WAS THE 1 ARMED MAN!

and alot of ferris bueler's day off...

i can do top gun quotes forever

All that military aircraft stuff is highly overrated. Why anyone in their right mind would even want to deal with that on a daily basis is just beyond me. What kind of person would even think about...uh...hmm...disregard...:poke:

:beerchug:

military aircraft is awesome...

theres alot more then just fighting... theres also the guys that build, maintain, and engineer those...

cool stuff IMO...

I'm not 100% on what exactly yer talkin bout tho...

I AM one of those guys...it was a joke (maybe not all that funny) but 1 Bad S used to be out here at the base I'm at...

See this thread for details...https://mustangboards.com/pictures/1...hlight=bombers

Sorry for the confusion...:beerchug:

Sure, sure, it just happened. Could happen to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, fell on the floor and accidently stuck your dick into my wife. "Oops, I'm sorry, Mrs. H, I guess this just isn't my week".

Bruce Willis - The Last Boyscout.

Favorite movie lines... II
 

I have no idea that was closed but...

ha ha ha... lets continue on!

I just remembered these...

Axel Foley: Don't you think I realize what's going on here, miss? Who do you think I am, huh? Don't you think I know that if I was some hotshot from out of town that pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake, I'd be the first one to get a room and I'd be upstairs relaxing right now. But I'm not some hotshot from out of town, I'm a small reporter from "Rolling Stone" magazine that's in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson that's gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country. I was gonna call the article "Michael Jackson Is Sitting On Top of the World," but now I think I might as well just call it "Michael Jackson Can Sit On Top of the World Just As Long As He Doesn't Sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel 'Cause There's No ******s Allowed in There!"

Axel Foley: Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the ****in' charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?

lol... beverly hills cop

Probably a little too much profanity in the quotes.

well... if someone reading the forums has a complaint then they can take it up w/ the movie industry... lol...

It was ended w/ no apparent reason or explaination

from the movie Office Space

Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob


It's not that I'm lazy; it's that I just don't care


Bob Slydell: You see, what we're trying to do is get a feeling for how people spend their time at work so if you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Bob Slydell: Great.
Peter Gibbons: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh - after that I sorta space out for an hour.
Bob Porter: Da-uh? Space out?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.


Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up.


Peter Gibbons: You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
Bob Porter: Don't... don't care?
Peter Gibbons: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation? And here's another thing, I have eight different bosses right now.
Bob Porter: Eight?
Peter Gibbons: Eight, Bob. So that means when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that, and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.

charlie sheen.....wheres my daughter!!!!
michael jackson....i didnt touch her i swear.....shes a girl

scary movie 3...good line..... shi++y movie

I got what you were saying on the first thread DsDaddy :beerchug:

Strange, it didn't seem worse than any other thread that ends up here...:confused:

Cool...tell me that wasn't the reason it got closed...please?

"Gentlemen, which brings me to my next point: Don't smoke crack." Waterboy