A cop watches three men walk into the restroom and come out a very long time after he then asks the the first man what he was doin in there and he replys: just blowing bubbles. The guy just shook his shoulders and then questions the next man who walks out. This man reply's I was blowing bubbles. Finally the third guy walks out and the cop says let me guess you were blowing bubbles. The man reply's no i am bubbles

A cat and a rooster are playing by a pool. The cat falls in and the rooster starts laughing. What is the moral of this story.......?
A wet ***** makes a **** happy

A boy comes home from school and says mommy mommy guess what i did today. The mom asks what and the kid replies i had sex with my teacher. The mom in anger yells at the boy and tells him to wait till his father gets home. The father comes home and the mom asks the boy to tell his father what he did. The boy tells him he had sex with his teacher. The dad replies this deserves a celebration. We'll go get that bike you've been wanting. The dad and boy go and get the bike. The dad then says to the boy i bet you would love to ride that bike home. The son replies i would, but my butt still hurts

 

haha, those were funny...

 

those are all great!!!! im baked lol