Sunday Morning Sex**
>
>I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling...
>
>Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went
>straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother
>and comfort her.
>
>When she asked how her grandfather had died,
>her grandmother replied, He had a heart attack while
>we were making love on Sunday morning."
>
>Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly
>100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
>
>"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced
>age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would
>start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and
>even...Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
>
>She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the
>ice cream truck hadn't come along.

 

LOL good one.

 

lmao...

 

LoL thats terrible...

 

But damn funny

 

hahaha i was thinking along the lines of moaning when mentioned church bells cuz they are loud