Joke
Sunday Morning Sex**
> >I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling... > >Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went >straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother >and comfort her. > >When she asked how her grandfather had died, >her grandmother replied, He had a heart attack while >we were making love on Sunday morning." > >Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly >100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. > >"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced >age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would >start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and >even...Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." > >She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the >ice cream truck hadn't come along. |
LOL good one.
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lmao... :D
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LoL thats terrible...
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Originally Posted by Grimmz
LoL thats terrible...
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hahaha i was thinking along the lines of moaning when mentioned church bells cuz they are loud
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