Well today i was at the park which is somewhere I rarely go to well my buddy's and I desided to go and we were just minding are own business and throwing a football and oberserving around because we were so board, well i was sitting on my hood and I hear this turbocharged PT cruiser hauling *** down the park, and i thought the kid was a dumbass because the park's speed limit is 15 and if a little kid is chasing a ball on the road he can run over someone. Well I noticed this kid was hauling *** prolly going 60-70mph and making this turn and hes still going really fast, so right when i see that i tell my friend "hey watch this guy, hes gonna slam the brakes hard as fuxk when he sees the baricade" (this was because today this road was closed today so they had a little turn to the left to go out). Well we are watching this guy hauling *** trying to show off in his PT cruiser and im there waiting for him to slam his brakes when BAM, he slams straight into this huge grey baricade/fence thing and he made the baricade fly like 50 feet and dented the baricade that it was at almost a right angle, I couldn't stop laughing my *** off because of what a dumbass this guy was for trying to act cool and how blind this guy was. His bumper and hood shattered into like a thousand pieces like if it was glass, his front windshield broke, both his mirrors, well it did a lot of damage, i doubt it was a total lost because his engine was still running after he crashed and it wasn't smoking or anything. But still this guy was a ****ing retard. I walked up to him after to go check if he was ok, he didn't respond to me or anything he was just staring at his car like a dumbass squeezing his head, Well right i had asked him a bunch of like security come in golf carts and the main manager of the park comes and started yelling at the kid and i overheard the manager tell the kid that he has most likely done about $5,000 of damage. well i just walked away and while i was walking away cop cars show up, im sure this kid got atleast a Wreckless driving ticket or something. I didn't feel bad for the kid at ALL for hauling *** in the park like a dumbass.

Heres a pic so you kindof get what happened

 

Because i was originally gonna go with just this chick to the park, and then my friend calls me up and tells me "hey what are you doing" and i tell him "Not much chilling with this chick", and then he tells me "OH you want to do something and meet up" and to not be a dick, i told him "sure, why not" and then he came up with the idea of going to the park.

 

I wouldn't mind having to take home a bunch of chicks to tell you the truth, I would thought have to stop by my house to uh... change clothes for the long trip though... so ya know..