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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 05:15 AM
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A young man goes into the Job Center in downtown Topeka and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.

Interested, he goes to learn more; 'Can you give me more details?' he asks the clerk. The clerk pulls up the file and says, "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, help them lie down comfortably, carefully wash their personal and private area, apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $65,000, but you're going to have to go to Albuquerque , New Mexico."

"Good grief, is that where the job is?"

"No sir --- that's where the end of the job applicant line is right now."
 
Old Jun 11, 2009 | 11:39 AM
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haha, not too bad, a nice little chuckle.
 
Old Jun 11, 2009 | 11:43 AM
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LOL. I don't think I could deal with a being a gyno. True.. You'd get to see naked hot chicks every once and a while, but 99% of the time it will be overweight soccer moms with yeast infections
 
Old Jun 11, 2009 | 12:07 PM
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Haha, Considering I work at a staffing agency that is a funny joke. We have tons of people looking for work, most not very qualified, but need a job nonetheless.

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LOL. I don't think I could deal with a being a gyno. True.. You'd get to see naked hot chicks every once and a while, but 99% of the time it will be overweight soccer moms with yeast infections
My fear also sir.
 
Old Jun 11, 2009 | 05:57 PM
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LOL. I don't think I could deal with a being a gyno. True.. You'd get to see naked hot chicks every once and a while, but 99% of the time it will be overweight soccer moms with yeast infections

every college has a gyno. most them that i have met are gay
 
Old Jun 11, 2009 | 07:12 PM
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hahaha!!!!
 
Old Jun 11, 2009 | 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by SPiNz
every college has a gyno. most them that i have met are gay
after seeing some really nasty crap I might turn gay too lol.
 
Old Jun 11, 2009 | 08:26 PM
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Id rather remain curious on somethings...lol
 
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