Ok. It being monday night, me and the buddies all get together and go to hooters. on the way there i gotta take a left to get on to the road hooters is on. there is a light im stuck at, maybe 250 feet before the light i have to turn at for hooters, and there is a car FULL of beautiful women...im talkin like pamela anderson and carmen electra style rocker chicks, like quite BEAUTIFUL girls. so naturally, me and the buddies cant help but stare. yet soon the light turns green. so i slowly get going but have to get infront of them unfortunatly. so i ended up doing so in 2nd gear and sotra did a little drag to get past them.

soon as we do our first round of the parking lot to see how many of our other friends have showed up, we see this corolla that they were in again. they came in from the back way, and cut me off, only to **** me off. they roll down the passenger window so i happily do the same(not knowing what they were about to say, and hoping to give them my number )
the passenger says to me and my best friend, " is it your first time driving standard?"
i cant help but answer with "what the hell are you talkin about sugar ****?". ( just because i somehow knew this was goin south as soon as she opened her mouth)
she says "whats with the extra high revs then if its not your first time?"
i again responded with a wise *** answer "yea, you caught me. its my first time driving a stick...wanna race?"(now for those of you who are all against street racing and all that, dont worry, i didnt do it...and she was the one who chickened out.)
she then turns to the driver and says "NO! just drive....." and they pulled away while all my buddies in the back are just howling with laughter, and all her friends in the back of her car are also trying to hide a giggle.

ok now i PROBABLY woulda raced her, yea. but i didnt. so THERE! :P
i know everyone will get on my *** for trying to initiate another street race, but seriously, im kinda gettin sick of that and it probably wont have much of an effect, so ill let you go ahead and just vent some anger here if you like.

what im trying to say is that its the concept. dont you just HATE when someone tries to be bad *** then just chickens out at the last second, or as you try to call them on their gamble?

usually pretty girls around my area are the ones all the guys are showin off for, so theyre pretty cool with a slight bit of speeding. so i was absolutly stunned when she came calling me out, yet at the same time quite impressed.

anyone have a similar story?

 

I will give you credit for calling the chick sugar ****, but other than that, it was a pretty lame story. Sorry dude. Pamela Anderson isn't all that hot these days, plus she has hepatitis

 

meh, id still do her. ITS PAMELA ANDERSON MAN!!!!! :P

 

/\/\/\/\ dude your sick, its hepatitis you dont want to get that!

 

bro, its pamela anderson.......you DO wanna get that LOL

 

eh... the rubber woman doesent look too good without intensive makup reconstruction

 

I agree, pretty bad story.

 

thats kinda the point of doin a **** star. + shes kinda gettin old now. right side was her back in her prime and well really......wouldnt u do her then?

 

Im not gonna lie, if i were single and had the opportinity to hit it, i probably would just so i could say i did.

but honestly, there are a lot of women out there i would rather spend some time with. Pam Anderson is more machine now than human, twisted and evil.

Now, Elisha Cuthbert on the other hand, there is a woman i would gladly saw my foot off for a romp in the sack.

 

now this is a major tasty kake i would love to get my teeth into!

 

POPULAR MECHANICS FOR KIDS FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!
GIRL NEXT DOOR FTW!!!!!!
:P

Laetitia Casta anyone????? shes much more my type

 

Hey hey, stay away from my woman.

 

another hottie!

 

IMHO. The most beautimus thing in the world, Forget how fine her body is, she's just plain ole Eye Candy, from head to toe.