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Old Apr 3, 2006 | 04:33 PM
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Hey, isnt that where Jack the Ripper got his hooker?
 
Old Apr 3, 2006 | 04:33 PM
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Crap, I locked my keys in there.
 
Old Apr 3, 2006 | 04:35 PM
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Tetnis shot not included.

Help! SES light won't go off.
 
Old Apr 3, 2006 | 04:35 PM
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Hey, I guess people posting a lot about your car can be a bad thing too.
 
Old Apr 3, 2006 | 04:40 PM
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chrome on rust is the sex....
 
Old Apr 3, 2006 | 04:41 PM
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Old Apr 3, 2006 | 04:43 PM
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Hey, wait a second...that's my car!

(now that would suck)
 
Old Apr 3, 2006 | 04:46 PM
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I see yall boys found a picture of my house, yea well I pulled that ole hunk of junk up in the yard to let my chickens roost inside it, yall know thats how we do it down here in Arkansas...................
 
Old Apr 3, 2006 | 04:51 PM
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hey guys..."I think my car is totalled"
 
Old Apr 3, 2006 | 05:03 PM
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Shes everymans dream
 
Old Apr 3, 2006 | 05:03 PM
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Ten Grand, let me see you shake it like you gone no bones in your body
 
Old Apr 3, 2006 | 05:04 PM
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How much for a lap dance?
 
Old Apr 3, 2006 | 05:05 PM
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"Sir, I'm sure at one point in time it did fly down the 1/4 mile in just less than 10 seconds, but it looks like it took a turn for the worst even quicker!"
 
Old Apr 3, 2006 | 05:10 PM
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no rustless nights here
 
Old Apr 3, 2006 | 05:12 PM
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elinor decided to become a stripper
 
Old Apr 3, 2006 | 05:14 PM
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I'm not abandoned, just waiting to become a classic, oh wait im already a classic
 
Old Apr 3, 2006 | 05:16 PM
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I needed money to fix my house
 
Old Apr 3, 2006 | 05:16 PM
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Tolls on the way to the airport - $1.85

Cost to get past strict, no nonsense security
to get on to the run way - $20.00

Cost to see if the exhaust from a 747
can flip your fast back ... priceless
 
Old Apr 3, 2006 | 05:20 PM
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Got Paint?
 
Old Apr 3, 2006 | 05:26 PM
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I was blown away by how ugly that ricer looked
 
Old Apr 3, 2006 | 05:37 PM
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they just dont make em like they used to!!!
 
Old Apr 3, 2006 | 05:43 PM
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Wow that would look good if you lower that beast!!!
 
Old Apr 3, 2006 | 05:45 PM
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Ricers perspective: You dont need to buy an engine!!! Just get 6 NOS stickers and you will have 300 hp!!
 
Old Apr 3, 2006 | 05:50 PM
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I'd Hit it.... with some primer and paint.
 
Old Apr 3, 2006 | 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by MTShambles
> vtec honda civic
 
Old Apr 3, 2006 | 05:57 PM
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"I know shes not much but..."
 
Old Apr 3, 2006 | 05:57 PM
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Wow you need a Mach 1 Chin Spoiler real bad.
 
Old Apr 3, 2006 | 06:00 PM
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"Wow, thats a crappy house in the backround, compared to that camaro"
 
Old Apr 3, 2006 | 06:05 PM
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"Wow...the body kit looked alot better in the picture on the front of the box..."
 

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