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Old Apr 11, 2006 | 07:05 AM
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Alex Tribek: "Here we are, the last question. Whoa! It's a Picture Daily Double!"

* ding *

"Yes, Ken?"


Ken Jennings: "Uh, what is a Mustang that ricers may finally have a chance against?"

Alex Tribek: "That is correct. We also would have accepted "What a Camaro owner is still envious of?", or "What is "The Ford I'd rather push?"", or "What is the car I'd still rather own, than any other?".

"Congratulations to our Champ. It's easy to see why he's the longest reigning Champ ever, here on Jeopardy!"
 
Old Apr 11, 2006 | 07:15 AM
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Last one, I promise.


For now.....

*voice over* "On this episode of PINKS!"

"Ok. So, in these negations, you've asked for, and have been graciously granted the following stipulations for the next race:

No engine.
No tires.
No steering wheel.
No fuel.
No seats.
Perhaps most importantly, no driver.

Now, is there anything else you're looking for here?"

"Yes, Rich there is."

"Ok, what's that?"

"Well, I'd like him to still have a 20 car length lead on me. I mean after all, I'm looking for a fair race here, just as much as the next person."

"Well, I guess this just goes to show, Mustang owners really are good sports after all. Alright, you heard him. Pull the "Rice Mobile" up to the 20 length lead spot."

"Now, LET'S RACE!!!"


 
Old Apr 11, 2006 | 12:34 PM
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"all she needs is a big block baby!"
 
Old Apr 11, 2006 | 03:25 PM
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Whitney Houston's new crack house
 
Old Apr 11, 2006 | 06:51 PM
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included in this one time offer is a rusted out trailer and a free mullet
 
Old Apr 11, 2006 | 07:34 PM
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*not to be confused with camaro
 
Old Apr 11, 2006 | 09:19 PM
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The only thing older than these comments is this car
 
Old Apr 11, 2006 | 09:34 PM
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I got a perfectly fine trade... man ill miss my wife
 
Old Apr 12, 2006 | 06:39 AM
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Originally Posted by WikidStang
I got a perfectly fine trade... man ill miss my wife
Speaking of which, I've changed my mind. Take your damn wife back.

Please?

I'll give you another Mustang if you'll just...PLEASE...TAKE...HER...BACK!!!!!!!
 
Old Apr 12, 2006 | 08:43 AM
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even trade...sorry
 
Old Apr 13, 2006 | 05:34 PM
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Still faster then my V6...
 
Old Apr 13, 2006 | 05:38 PM
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He had enough nos to blow himself up, now he's over nighting parts from Japan.

Sorry TF&TF 3 is on my mind unfortunatly.
 
Old Apr 14, 2006 | 06:28 AM
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"hit the nawzzz too hard and blew the welds on the floorpan!"
 
Old Apr 14, 2006 | 07:26 AM
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Geez this is gettin long!
 
Old Apr 15, 2006 | 08:51 PM
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house in picture background. 50,000 dollars....
steel mustang frame...priceless...LITERALLY.
 
Old Apr 16, 2006 | 03:11 PM
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lol everyone should just stop trying. Nothing personal but they arent gonna get any better
 
Old Apr 16, 2006 | 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by dannyb785
lol everyone should just stop trying. Nothing personal but they arent gonna get any better

Hey Danny this is what your car is going to look like by the end of the night
 
Old Apr 17, 2006 | 06:56 AM
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Yeah..um was there a recall that I need to talk to Ford about?
 
Old Apr 17, 2006 | 06:59 AM
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Overhaulin? More like Haulinover to the junkyard.
 
Old Apr 17, 2006 | 03:34 PM
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I told Shambles not to "Evil Kenieval" through the flames but nooo!
 
Old Apr 17, 2006 | 03:46 PM
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yeah the civic guy called said to cancel the race, said his nos wasnt working.:clap:
 
Old Apr 18, 2006 | 11:12 AM
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"this thread sucks"
 
Old Apr 18, 2006 | 12:47 PM
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"why ford didnt name the Mustang 'the puma' "
 
Old Apr 18, 2006 | 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by spike_africa
"this thread sucks"
LMAO, was waiting on somethin like that!
 
Old Apr 18, 2006 | 02:52 PM
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I Think I can. I Think I can.

If you think you're beaten, you are;
If you think you dare not, you don't;
If you'd like to win, but think, you can't
It's almost a cinch you won't.
If you think you will lose, you're lost;
For out in the world we find,
Success begins with a fellow's will,
It's all in the state of mind.

If you think you're outclassed, you are;
You've got to think high to rise.
You've got to hustle before
You can ever win a prize.
Life's battles don't always go
To the stronger or faster man,
But sooner or later the man who wins
Is the one who thinks he can.
 
Old Apr 18, 2006 | 02:54 PM
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Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't
 
Old Apr 18, 2006 | 03:12 PM
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Don’t worry it has airbags.
 
Old Apr 18, 2006 | 03:15 PM
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This is what the driver said before he got on his car
"I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!"
 
Old Apr 18, 2006 | 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Must See
I Think I can. I Think I can.

If you think you're beaten, you are;
If you think you dare not, you don't;
If you'd like to win, but think, you can't
It's almost a cinch you won't.
If you think you will lose, you're lost;
For out in the world we find,
Success begins with a fellow's will,
It's all in the state of mind.

If you think you're outclassed, you are;
You've got to think high to rise.
You've got to hustle before
You can ever win a prize.
Life's battles don't always go
To the stronger or faster man,
But sooner or later the man who wins
Is the one who thinks he can.

I like that! Its all true....
 
Old Apr 18, 2006 | 03:22 PM
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well thank you very much
 

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