Farmers

FritoBandito · 07-29-2005, 11:53 AM

I hate freekin old farmers who only come into town 1-2 times per month in their brand new silverados just to drive 15 miles per hour slower than the speed limit right in front of me. I live in a town of only 50,000 but it takes forever to get anywhere. Just today, I was in my box truck headed down the busiest street in enid at an amazing 26mph because of guess what...a farmer. You should have to retake your driving test at fifty to even be on the road. If you fail and you get caught driving, you should be hit in the head with a ball peen hammer. If I drive like that when I'm old I hope that someone pulls me out of my car and guts me with a wooden cooking spoon.

To all farmers: Try using your blinkers, they are standard on new z71s.

Roxio · 07-29-2005, 12:25 PM

Lol thats why you should move out of enid to the city

Some of my cousins used to live there. Not much to do...

Beer_farts · 07-31-2005, 03:47 AM

I hate getting behind old people

Badfish · 07-31-2005, 08:27 AM

this is pretty much the ****tiest smack talk thread ive ever seen posted

MattJ · 07-31-2005, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by SpringsStang

this is pretty much the ****tiest smack talk thread ive ever seen posted

Your posts are the ****tiest posts ive ever seen posted.

Badfish · 07-31-2005, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by MattJ

Your posts are the ****tiest posts ive ever seen posted.

your just mad cus you dont have a yellow stang

USMCstang · 08-01-2005, 05:35 AM

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Originally Posted by SpringsStang

your just mad cus you dont have a yellow stang

Or because he has a life and you don't.

*madmatt* · 08-01-2005, 09:12 AM

Or because he doesnt post on forums when his girlfriend visits him for the first time in 20+ days...

Badfish · 08-01-2005, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by madmatt

Or because he doesnt post on forums when his girlfriend visits him for the first time in 20+ days...

hahah she was asleep as i stated...and i had woken up late the morning before so i was wide awake, what was i supposed to do

USMCstang · 08-02-2005, 04:49 AM

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Originally Posted by SpringsStang

hahah she was asleep as i stated...and i had woken up late the morning before so i was wide awake, what was i supposed to do

Anything but post on here.

Badfish · 08-02-2005, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by USMCstang

Anything but post on here.

FINE! im gonna go cry in my room

MattJ · 08-02-2005, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by SpringsStang

your just mad cus you dont have a yellow stang

Who cares about color, im faster.

Badfish · 08-03-2005, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by MattJ

Who cares about color, im faster.

hahaha yeah i forgot those clear fogs take a qaurter of a second off in the q-mile

Stevoneo · 08-03-2005, 12:11 PM

its called hold her, and lay there no matter what. What if she woke up and saw you on the computer, most girls would think, he loves that damn computer more than me.

And now i can say, your car is slow.

HAHA, this thread is actually a good thread, and the damn country sucks. I hate getting behind someone on the roads doing under the speed limit, but when nobody is around, doing 85 on the twisties is fun.

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Originally Posted by SpringsStang

hahah she was asleep as i stated...and i had woken up late the morning before so i was wide awake, what was i supposed to do

Badfish · 08-03-2005, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Stevoneo

its called hold her, and lay there no matter what. What if she woke up and saw you on the computer, most girls would think, he loves that damn computer more than me.

And now i can say, your car is slow.

HAHA, this thread is actually a good thread, and the damn country sucks. I hate getting behind someone on the roads doing under the speed limit, but when nobody is around, doing 85 on the twisties is fun.

you have no idea of the situation, i musta layed with her for hours but while she slept i got up to get a glass of water and just decided to check out the forums for a few......i hate when people talk about stuff they dont know.

*4.6 Love* · 08-03-2005, 01:05 PM

Pull them over and him them 5 accross the face!

R3BoRn · 08-30-2005, 11:44 AM

Here are some steps on passing old farmers
Step1: Rev your car
Step2: Start to use your highbeams with on/off every 3secs
Step3: Use your blinkers to pass
Step4: Rev your car at the next light and show them whos boss.

07-29-2005, 11:53 AM	#1 (permalink)
FritoBandito Married. Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: OK Posts: 1,234	Farmers I hate freekin old farmers who only come into town 1-2 times per month in their brand new silverados just to drive 15 miles per hour slower than the speed limit right in front of me. I live in a town of only 50,000 but it takes forever to get anywhere. Just today, I was in my box truck headed down the busiest street in enid at an amazing 26mph because of guess what...a farmer. You should have to retake your driving test at fifty to even be on the road. If you fail and you get caught driving, you should be hit in the head with a ball peen hammer. If I drive like that when I'm old I hope that someone pulls me out of my car and guts me with a wooden cooking spoon. To all farmers: Try using your blinkers, they are standard on new z71s.

07-31-2005, 08:27 AM	#4 (permalink)
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madmatt Traitor...lol Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Lexington, SC Posts: 7,911	Or because he doesnt post on forums when his girlfriend visits him for the first time in 20+ days... __________________ RPMPlanets

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07-29-2005, 12:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
Roxio Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Oklahoma City Posts: 26	Lol thats why you should move out of enid to the city Some of my cousins used to live there. Not much to do...

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Beer_farts Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Maryland Posts: 138	I hate getting behind old people

08-30-2005, 11:44 AM	#17 (permalink)
R3BoRn Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: London Ontario Posts: 13	Here are some steps on passing old farmers Step1: Rev your car Step2: Start to use your highbeams with on/off every 3secs Step3: Use your blinkers to pass Step4: Rev your car at the next light and show them whos boss.