Discuss.

 

I wash my car completely if i see any of it, anywhere.

 

I, too.

 

Lately no matter where I go or what I do I'm getting crapped on constantly

 

you or your car? If you personally are getting crapped on constantly.... Well I don't want to know.

 

You or your car?

EDIT: Crap! John you beat me to it!

 

meguires quik detailer does wonders, i use it when i have very recently washed my car and it gets crapped on

 

I need to start carrying that in my trunk.

 

The car. I only clean the car when I go see my family since I live in an apartment complex. Had it all washed and polished. Two days later I walk out to catch the bus for class and there's more crap than you would imagine all over. I don't even park near trees so to say the least I hate birds... They suck at life

Thankfully I haven't been a target of their *** missles yet

 

I hate the bird doo doo. It looks like someone fried a small egg on my car. It sticks out like a sore thumb on a black car. Either it looks like bird doodie, or it looks like one of those sweet bullet hole decals. So its a win lose situation for me?

 

lmfao. thats only happened to me once.

but yea if it happens on the car, i gotta wash the whole thing.

 

This is why I have a garage. That I currently can't even use so I am in the same boat...****.


I use Poorboys spray and wipe. Its a waterless car wash in a spray bottle that is basically made for this type of problem. Its cool stuff.
http://www.specialtymotoring.com/pb-1001.html

 

I definitely wash the whole thing afterwards! When it's on my car, it's no pigeon ****, it's like friggin' monster ****. WTF?

 

about 2 weeks ago i would wash my car, then during the next day i would get another MONSTER BIRD **** on it. and everytime it happens, its a whole nother wash

for a few days there was a couple that looked like freaking terradactyl ****!!




come on seriously?

and i wasnt even parked under any trees

 

I used to have a car-port that I parked under at my old house, and every ******* morning there would be bird **** on my driver side door EVERY MORNING. And it always seemed to be in the same spot....it would even happen if I DIDNT park under the car-port...I was starting to think that this bird had a grudge against me or something..

 

I had a bird **** on the Cobra one time while it was around 100 outside.It must have happened early in the day and sat on the paint all day while I was at work.It ate through the clear coat and left a spot that would not come off!

Being such a obsessive detail person it drove me nuts! To most people they would not have even noticed it but I always knew where it was.

 

Speaking of the Cobra it's too bad you sold it, I would have loved to see it. is there any nice Stangs up in Carthage? I took the Mach to the drive-inn up there and ran it open cutouts, There was a ton of people coming up and looking at it.

 

Yea there are a few,most of them are older 5.0's that are bad as hell.

 

speaking of.... I need to wash my car tomorrow. Anyone wanna help?

 

Seriously John?

 

 

...or Dave. I had forgotten about the combined effort with that. lol.

 

Apparently there are a few man leg humpers around here. You should have no problem.

 

^ Someone just got duped, son!

 

one day i swear im gonna catch one of those damn birds in my yard and hold him down while i take a nice steamy **** on him, then ill feel like justice has been served. I need reparations dammit