2008 Democrat National Convention

Denver , Colorado

Agenda for the 2008 Democrat National Convention (Just Released)



7:00 pm Opening flag burning


7:15 pm Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N.


7:20 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast


7:25 pm Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jessie Jackson and Al
Sharpton


7:45 pm Ceremonial tree hugging


7:55 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast


8:00 pm How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore


8:15 pm Gay Wedding - Barney Frank presiding


8:35 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast


8:40 pm Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry


9.00 pm Free Saddam Rally - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon


1100 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast


11:05 pm Collection for the Osama Bin Laden, kidney transplant fund
- Barbara Streisand
&bsp;

11:15 pm Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn


11:30 pm Oval Office Affairs - William Clinton


11:45 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast


11:50 pm How Geoge Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers -
Howard Dean


12:15 am "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by
Michael Moore


12:25 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast


12:30 am Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad


12:45 am Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi


1:00 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast


1:05 am Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton


1:30 am &nbp; Ted Kennedy proposes a toast


1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted to drive Hillary home

 

here you go again posting POOOOOOO! how about for the next week you post POOOOO about republican's cause there is plenty of it out there.

 

ha ha
go republicans

 

hahahahahah love the kennedy parts

 

But....I like them

 

Jack Kennedy makes me lol because he is such a fat moron.

Otherwise...this thread is made of fail.

 

jack kennedy?

 

I just woke up when I wrote that. I meant Ted...who is also known as Jack at certain times of the day.

 

To be honest it wouldnt be too suprising if that is how it went down.

I am neither republican or democrat but its really not too far from the truth.

 

w00t to 04dark... seems like both of the parties were properly bashed. Though I do say that the democratic lambasting was lacking a little pinache and missed some truly speach worthy idiocy on their part.

jjt's republican blast was a little more fun to read.

great pair of threads though. mooey phunnie

 

StormGT constantly is posting threads bashing democrats so I'm simply keeping it equal by bashing the other side. Both of them are funny though.

 

there's good reason to blast democrats... they identify with a party that's got it's head so far up it's own **** that they think their farts smell great, just like those moron repulicans. The only thing the two actually do right is hate each other. Other than that I've seen exactly dik from either in the way of making anything better, free-er, cheaper or simpler. They've both worked together to make life as unrewarding as possible.

I'm definitely down with the whole fair and balanced thing. Let's keep it mellow like this and everyone will be mucho happy... which translates literally into "no getting butthurt when someone derides your personal happy thing".

I'm going to have to do a democrat one of my own to try and match the wit and humor of the one you put up, unless perhaps STORM would like to save me the work. Cmon, it's easy. They're all ****ups.