StormsGT

Dear Friends, I bought a new 2007 Cadillac and returned to the dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.



"Watch this!" he said, "Nelson!"


The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"


"Willie", he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.


Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind"
replaced Willie Nelson.


I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven,"


I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of
their awesome songs.


Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but as I
swerved to avoid them. I yelled, "Ass Holes!"


Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda
and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks,
with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy
Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted
Kennedy on scotch.


Damn, I LOVE this car!!!

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[IMG]StormsGT, Should be stormscobra now. #3216 BBK Cold air kit, BBK underdrives, Steeda sub frame connectors,BBK progressive springs,Hurst billet plus shifter,Auto meter shift light,Steeda UCA'sand Lakewood LCA's BBK 62mm T.B.17X9 With 255/40sumitomo HTR Z's,17X10.5 with 315/35 sumitomo HTR Z's or 315/35 BFG G-Force DR's depends on the time of year.Dr. Gas O/R X-pipe and 2 1/2" Flow's with Flowmaster 40's and dumps.FRPP 4.10's.The other toy is a 72' Nova. Small block,4-speed & 10 bolt

Ghostalker

gave me a good lol
deserves to be in the main lounge though i think =D

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Ghosty is in need of some mods...

Cheddarbob

Nice

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2000 V6 mustang, K&N FIPK II, True Dual Flowmaster Super 44's, DiabloSport tuner, 9mm Stang wires, Smoked Headlights, Mach 1 chin spoiler, Mach 1 grille delete, smoked tail light tint,GT rear bumper,12in Rockford Fosgate Sub w/a 600 Watt Rockford Amp, Tinted windows 5% back 35% front.

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