Belt LOL!!
#5
05-02-2006, 06:46 AM
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Pensacola, Florida
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Originally Posted by foncarelli
For some reason, i seen you as the Samuel Adams type of guy.
Beer of choice is good ol' Bud Light, Tecate, or whatever is free haha. But I usually stick with Long Islands.
But yes "That's a HUGE bitch"
#12
05-02-2006, 08:11 PM
[QUOTE=Jack The Ripper][QUOTE=shad0wsGT]DAMN!!!! Look at the size of that Miller Lite.
The beer is normal size. He is just an iddibt biddy teeny weeny guy.
lol
the hands of a 5 year old boy. Lol
ha ha ha....is that why his watch looks so big also! ha ha....just kidding around man.
The beer is normal size. He is just an iddibt biddy teeny weeny guy.
lol
the hands of a 5 year old boy. Lol
ha ha ha....is that why his watch looks so big also! ha ha....just kidding around man.
#13
05-02-2006, 08:25 PM
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Pensacola, Florida
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Originally Posted by jjtgiants
ha ha ha....is that why his watch looks so big also! ha ha....just kidding around man.
and say "DAMNIT MIDGET!! Go change my oil filter...I can't get my hand in there" He wipes his eyes and scurrys under the car and goes to town. They also come in handy during hurricane season. Throw them bitches up in a tree and they run around up there like a damn squirrel and throw all the branches down for you. Who needs a Mexican when you have a midget.Midget > Mexican
#14
05-02-2006, 09:40 PM
Jack Touched Me...I Cried
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Tallahassee, FL/ Gaithersburg, MD
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Originally Posted by MahnotinkneeGT
I keep asking for a midget for Christmas....I FINALLY GOT ONE!! It is much easier to work on your car with a midget hanging around. I just go to his corner and poke him with a stick and say "DAMNIT MIDGET!! Go change my oil filter...I can't get my hand in there" He wipes his eyes and scurrys under the car and goes to town. They also come in handy during hurricane season. Throw them bitches up in a tree and they run around up there like a damn squirrel and throw all the branches down for you. Who needs a Mexican when you have a midget.
Midget > Mexican
and say "DAMNIT MIDGET!! Go change my oil filter...I can't get my hand in there" He wipes his eyes and scurrys under the car and goes to town. They also come in handy during hurricane season. Throw them bitches up in a tree and they run around up there like a damn squirrel and throw all the branches down for you. Who needs a Mexican when you have a midget.Midget > Mexican
LoL thats ****ed up, yet funny!
#18
05-03-2006, 12:52 PM
Originally Posted by MahnotinkneeGT
I keep asking for a midget for Christmas....I FINALLY GOT ONE!! It is much easier to work on your car with a midget hanging around. I just go to his corner and poke him with a stick and say "DAMNIT MIDGET!! Go change my oil filter...I can't get my hand in there" He wipes his eyes and scurrys under the car and goes to town. They also come in handy during hurricane season. Throw them bitches up in a tree and they run around up there like a damn squirrel and throw all the branches down for you. Who needs a Mexican when you have a midget.
Midget > Mexican
and say "DAMNIT MIDGET!! Go change my oil filter...I can't get my hand in there" He wipes his eyes and scurrys under the car and goes to town. They also come in handy during hurricane season. Throw them bitches up in a tree and they run around up there like a damn squirrel and throw all the branches down for you. Who needs a Mexican when you have a midget.Midget > Mexican
ha ha ha ha.....good stuff man. I've always wanted a midget assistant at work. I thought that would be pretty damn funny.
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