A Proposition (Joke)
#1
11-30-2005, 09:44 PM
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Colorado Springs
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A Proposition (Joke)
Stole this from another forum, I HAD too
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A woman was walking down the street
when she was approached by a man.The man said,"I must have you right
now!
I'll drop 500 dollars on the ground at your feet
and in the time it takes for you to pick it up
I can have my way with you from behind!"
The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute.
She called her girlfriend on her cell phone
and told her about the man's proposition.
Her girlfriend said,"When he drops the $500 on the ground
I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down.
Call me back and tell me what happened."
An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back.
"What happened?"the girlfriend asked.
The lady said "That M F'er had $500 in quarters!"
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A woman was walking down the street
when she was approached by a man.The man said,"I must have you right
now!
I'll drop 500 dollars on the ground at your feet
and in the time it takes for you to pick it up
I can have my way with you from behind!"
The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute.
She called her girlfriend on her cell phone
and told her about the man's proposition.
Her girlfriend said,"When he drops the $500 on the ground
I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down.
Call me back and tell me what happened."
An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back.
"What happened?"the girlfriend asked.
The lady said "That M F'er had $500 in quarters!"
#7
12-01-2005, 02:48 PM
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Colorado Springs
Posts: 10,698
Originally Posted by MattJ
I propose holding tank for a week. hes been getting a little mouthy with his superiors.
its also been a while since hes been gone. hes about due again.
its also been a while since hes been gone. hes about due again.
#8
12-01-2005, 03:40 PM
how about this
haha
A man was sitting on a bus when a 15 year old stepped onto the bus.
The teen had Orange yellow and green hair so the older man was stairing at him.
The kid eventually asked him " what sir you've never done something crazy in your life?"
The man said " yea about 15 year's ago i fugged a parot and i was wondering if you were my son."
haha
A man was sitting on a bus when a 15 year old stepped onto the bus.
The teen had Orange yellow and green hair so the older man was stairing at him.
The kid eventually asked him " what sir you've never done something crazy in your life?"
The man said " yea about 15 year's ago i fugged a parot and i was wondering if you were my son."
#9
12-01-2005, 03:48 PM
Jack Touched Me...I Cried
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Tallahassee, FL/ Gaithersburg, MD
Posts: 3,751
Originally Posted by roushrider81
how about this
haha
A man was sitting on a bus when a 15 year old stepped onto the bus.
The teen had Orange yellow and green hair so the older man was stairing at him.
The kid eventually asked him " what sir you've never done something crazy in your life?"
The man said " yea about 15 year's ago i fugged a parot and i was wondering if you were my son."
haha
A man was sitting on a bus when a 15 year old stepped onto the bus.
The teen had Orange yellow and green hair so the older man was stairing at him.
The kid eventually asked him " what sir you've never done something crazy in your life?"
The man said " yea about 15 year's ago i fugged a parot and i was wondering if you were my son."
LMFAO it's even funnier when you imagin it said by the petifile old man from Family Guy...
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