A Proposition (Joke)

Badfish · 11-30-2005, 09:44 PM

Stole this from another forum, I HAD too
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A woman was walking down the street

when she was approached by a man.The man said,"I must have you right
now!

I'll drop 500 dollars on the ground at your feet

and in the time it takes for you to pick it up

I can have my way with you from behind!"

The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute.

She called her girlfriend on her cell phone

and told her about the man's proposition.

Her girlfriend said,"When he drops the $500 on the ground

I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down.
Call me back and tell me what happened."

An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back.

"What happened?"the girlfriend asked.

The lady said "That M F'er had $500 in quarters!"

stangspeed · 11-30-2005, 09:45 PM

lmfao!!!!!!!

MattJ · 11-30-2005, 09:46 PM

um... next.

dannyb785 · 11-30-2005, 09:56 PM

gh3y...u should b banned 4 a day

MattJ · 11-30-2005, 10:00 PM

I propose holding tank for a week. hes been getting a little mouthy with his superiors.

its also been a while since hes been gone. hes about due again.

macs03GT · 11-30-2005, 10:19 PM

that was great!!!!!

Badfish · 12-01-2005, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJ

I propose holding tank for a week. hes been getting a little mouthy with his superiors.

its also been a while since hes been gone. hes about due again.

haha, it would be the 4th time thanks to you

roushrider81 · 12-01-2005, 03:40 PM

how about this

haha

A man was sitting on a bus when a 15 year old stepped onto the bus.

The teen had Orange yellow and green hair so the older man was stairing at him.

The kid eventually asked him " what sir you've never done something crazy in your life?"

The man said " yea about 15 year's ago i fugged a parot and i was wondering if you were my son."

Grimmz · 12-01-2005, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by roushrider81

how about this

haha

A man was sitting on a bus when a 15 year old stepped onto the bus.

The teen had Orange yellow and green hair so the older man was stairing at him.

The kid eventually asked him " what sir you've never done something crazy in your life?"

The man said " yea about 15 year's ago i fugged a parot and i was wondering if you were my son."

LMFAO it's even funnier when you imagin it said by the petifile old man from Family Guy...

stang00 · 12-01-2005, 04:02 PM

ahhaha rofl springzzstangs joke got pwned

11-30-2005, 09:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
Badfish Listen to reggae. Join Date: May 2005 Location: Colorado Springs, CO Posts: 8,895	A Proposition (Joke) Stole this from another forum, I HAD too -------------------------------------------------------------------------- A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man.The man said,"I must have you right now! I'll drop 500 dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind!" The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition. Her girlfriend said,"When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened." An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What happened?"the girlfriend asked. The lady said "That M F'er had $500 in quarters!" __________________ '04 2.3l Evo '86 GSXR 750

11-30-2005, 09:45 PM	#2 (permalink)
stangspeed Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Austin, Texas Posts: 464	lmfao!!!!!!! __________________ 2000-Mustang 4.6L :Hurst Billet/Plus shifter, Steeda 3.73 gears, Sprangz Double D, BBK 75mm throttle body, C&L Trueflow Intake Plenum, Magna Flow Tru-X no cats, Magna Flow Cat Back, Demolet Cold Air Intake, Hypertech III, Coil-Over Plasma Booster, Kenny Brown Sub-frames"welded", Kenny Brown frame & rear tower braces, 4pt. G-load brace, FFRP Aluminum drive-shaft. Soon to come: "Building a 347 stroker"

11-30-2005, 09:46 PM	#3 (permalink)
MattJ Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Racine, WI Posts: 10,243	um... next. __________________ 2001 Mustang GT Premium - Mineral Grey

11-30-2005, 10:00 PM	#5 (permalink)
MattJ Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Racine, WI Posts: 10,243	I propose holding tank for a week. hes been getting a little mouthy with his superiors. its also been a while since hes been gone. hes about due again. __________________ 2001 Mustang GT Premium - Mineral Grey

12-01-2005, 03:40 PM	#8 (permalink)
roushrider81 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Gardner, MA Posts: 1,366	how about this haha A man was sitting on a bus when a 15 year old stepped onto the bus. The teen had Orange yellow and green hair so the older man was stairing at him. The kid eventually asked him " what sir you've never done something crazy in your life?" The man said " yea about 15 year's ago i fugged a parot and i was wondering if you were my son." __________________ Car Exhaust=Click here to see Video

11-30-2005, 09:56 PM	#4 (permalink)
dannyb785 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,176	gh3y...u should b banned 4 a day

11-30-2005, 10:19 PM	#6 (permalink)
macs03GT CMAC Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Tucson, AZ Posts: 1,034	that was great!!!!!

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stang00 Civic Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: brewster ny Posts: 2,577	ahhaha rofl springzzstangs joke got pwned

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