A girls first time - joke

Badfish · 09-17-2005, 07:18 PM

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

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You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

BrentK · 09-17-2005, 07:26 PM

haha good one

73coupe99v6 · 09-17-2005, 07:34 PM

lmao, wow i really got a dirty mind....lol well thats probably the point but oh well

*Lances03SVT* · 09-17-2005, 08:06 PM

Old one but still a goody.

NoKturnaL · 09-17-2005, 08:20 PM

retarded..just like all the other crappy dumb jokez

09-17-2005, 07:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
Badfish Listen to reggae. Join Date: May 2005 Location: Colorado Springs, CO Posts: 8,896	A girls first time - joke As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. __________________ '04 2.3l Evo '86 GSXR 750

09-17-2005, 07:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
BrentK Win it or wreck it Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: My Heart is in Ohio Posts: 1,294	haha good one __________________ 2003 GT

09-17-2005, 07:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
73coupe99v6 35th anniversary V6 Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Louisville, Ky Posts: 428	lmao, wow i really got a dirty mind....lol well thats probably the point but oh well __________________ 1973 Mustang V8 302 Soon to be released..... 1999 Mustang V6 Eibach Springs pro-kit 1-1/2 drop BBK CAI true dual flowmaster exhaust 3.73 gears

09-17-2005, 08:06 PM	#4 (permalink)
Lances03SVT Super Moderator Join Date: May 2005 Location: Carthage, Missouri Posts: 9,246	Old one but still a goody. __________________ _______________________ 2003 Cobra SOLD

09-17-2005, 08:20 PM	#5 (permalink)
NoKturnaL MustangTuning 5-oh Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Peabody, MA Posts: 1,950	retarded..just like all the other crappy dumb jokez __________________ 2002 Mustang GT Coupe 5-Speed Performance K&N Intake Accufab upper Intake Plenum Accufab 70mm Throttle Body Steeda Pullies SCT 4-Bank Chip Dyno Tuned Mac H-pipe Flowmaster Cat-Back Steeda Shifter Centerforce Clutch SLP-Line-Lock And more upgrades visually

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