OK...here is a joke:

WaterDR · 08-29-2005, 08:05 PM

There is this 40 year old guy who has never been married. He decides that he wants a women to marry, so he sets up a little contest.

He gets three candidates that he likes and gives them each $5,000. He instructs them to go make use of the money and come back in a week and tell him what they did. Based on their actions he will decide which one to marry.

Girl #1:
She goes to Fredricks and buys loads of sexy stuff, oils, and toys. The guy is really impressed with the presentation and tells her that he is really happy.

Girl #2:
She invests the money in an IPO. In one weeks she has turned the $5K into $50k and further reports to him that they will earn riches from this investment for the rest of their lives together. He is also really impressed with this and realizes that this could be a very hard decision.

Girl #3:
She buys an orphanage and starts a children's hospital for childen who fathers died in Iraq fighting for our country. Once again, he is really impressed with this girl to. This will not be an easy decision.

Who do you think he choose?

StangAddict · 08-29-2005, 08:09 PM

i dont know about him but id take the cash

MattJ · 08-29-2005, 08:10 PM

He probably picks girl #1. he has 15 grand to give away so it seems as if money is not a problem. What guy doesnt want a kinky wife that dresses up sexy and is willing to have some fun?

dannyb785 · 08-29-2005, 08:13 PM

when do we find the answer?

WaterDR · 08-29-2005, 08:13 PM

Let's get a few more replies, then I'll give you the answer.

dannyb785 · 08-29-2005, 08:15 PM

Well, if this man was blake...he'd go for girl #2...

bc she could buy him a new car.

ZING!

WaterDR · 08-29-2005, 08:17 PM

Once again another thread turned into smack about me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WaterDR · 08-29-2005, 08:19 PM

OK, here is the answer:

He took the chick with the biggest tits.

08-29-2005, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MT's#1BrokenMustang!

OK, here is the answer

He took the chick with the biggest tits.

uuuuhhhhhh................................. www.HelpBlakeFixHisCarFoundation.com

foncarelli · 08-29-2005, 08:29 PM

*Lances03SVT* · 08-29-2005, 08:30 PM

Yep should have known

WaterDR · 08-29-2005, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foncarelli

Just goes to show you that nothing women do really matters. Guys are just interested in two assets.

WaterDR · 08-29-2005, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1FastGT

uuuuhhhhhh................................. www.HelpBlakeFixHisCarFoundation.com

linky no worky

Lightning247 · 08-29-2005, 09:11 PM

Quote:

He took the chick with the biggest tits.

Are you Inebriated?

Philip K.

WaterDR · 08-29-2005, 09:30 PM

No. Just drinking diet Red Bull....virgin.

*4.6 Love* · 08-29-2005, 10:41 PM

Boooo....you suck at telling jokes blake!

*madmatt* · 08-30-2005, 06:04 AM

LOL, thats the worst joke Ive ever read, lol at DannyB, Doms off the hook now, we have Blake to make fun of...

WaterDR · 08-30-2005, 06:06 AM

Only while my car is broke

*madmatt* · 08-30-2005, 07:37 AM

Any luck with it yet?

cobra4123 · 08-30-2005, 08:06 AM

blake found the source of all my problems.... it wasn't the water and unfortunaly it won't help you but it's the imrc's

WaterDR · 08-30-2005, 08:12 AM

Jason:

At the risk of sounding like I dope...you lost me.

cobra4123 · 08-30-2005, 08:29 AM

Intake Manifold Runner Controls from what i understand they where only on the 96-98 cobras. they're stuck. almost act like a second tb before the intake goes into the heads. or like the old 4 barrel carbs opening up at 3200 or 3500 rpms.

timstpetefl · 08-30-2005, 08:34 AM

LOL.....I like lil tits though, they still point the right direction at age 40. Its still a hard deccision though....maybe #2 as long as she was hot also.

Shambles · 08-30-2005, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cobra4123

blake found the source of all my problems.... it wasn't the water and unfortunaly it won't help you but it's the imrc's

Seafoam those mofos. I did it to my snake last night and it really runs a ton smoother. Run the seafoam through the hose that connects to the PCV Valve. Wait about half an hour then start the car up, let it idle for about 20-30 seconds...then throw some gas its way. Take it up to about 3k and watch the smoke show.

cobra4123 · 08-30-2005, 08:42 AM

already removing plenum to port match with new tb. dynoing this biotch tuesday sept 6 @ 9am central time.

08-29-2005, 08:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
WaterDR Administrator Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 6,374	OK...here is a joke: There is this 40 year old guy who has never been married. He decides that he wants a women to marry, so he sets up a little contest. He gets three candidates that he likes and gives them each $5,000. He instructs them to go make use of the money and come back in a week and tell him what they did. Based on their actions he will decide which one to marry. Girl #1: She goes to Fredricks and buys loads of sexy stuff, oils, and toys. The guy is really impressed with the presentation and tells her that he is really happy. Girl #2: She invests the money in an IPO. In one weeks she has turned the $5K into $50k and further reports to him that they will earn riches from this investment for the rest of their lives together. He is also really impressed with this and realizes that this could be a very hard decision. Girl #3: She buys an orphanage and starts a children's hospital for childen who fathers died in Iraq fighting for our country. Once again, he is really impressed with this girl to. This will not be an easy decision. Who do you think he choose? __________________ Black 2000 GT Vert: Novi-2000 with Intercooler (375rwhp @ 9 psi); Tune by Kauffmans; Roush 380R Body kit; Steeda Subframes; Steeda Strut Tower Support; Deep Dish Bullets; FRPP 4:10's; SCT 4 Position Chip with four custom tunes; Steeda CAI; C&L Pleum; BBK 75 TB; SLP Loudmouth; SLP Catted X-Pipe; Bullitt Suspension; UPR Conrol Arms; Focus Fuel Pump My Car My Email

08-29-2005, 08:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
StangAddict Saleen Replica(almost) Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: norfolk va Posts: 268	i dont know about him but id take the cash __________________ 1999 Mustang GT MODDED 1987 Corvette MOSTLY STOCK

08-29-2005, 08:10 PM	#3 (permalink)
MattJ Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Racine, WI Posts: 10,243	He probably picks girl #1. he has 15 grand to give away so it seems as if money is not a problem. What guy doesnt want a kinky wife that dresses up sexy and is willing to have some fun? __________________ 2001 Mustang GT Premium - Mineral Grey

08-29-2005, 08:13 PM	#5 (permalink)
WaterDR Administrator Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 6,374	Let's get a few more replies, then I'll give you the answer. __________________ Black 2000 GT Vert: Novi-2000 with Intercooler (375rwhp @ 9 psi); Tune by Kauffmans; Roush 380R Body kit; Steeda Subframes; Steeda Strut Tower Support; Deep Dish Bullets; FRPP 4:10's; SCT 4 Position Chip with four custom tunes; Steeda CAI; C&L Pleum; BBK 75 TB; SLP Loudmouth; SLP Catted X-Pipe; Bullitt Suspension; UPR Conrol Arms; Focus Fuel Pump My Car My Email

08-29-2005, 08:17 PM	#7 (permalink)
WaterDR Administrator Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 6,374	Once again another thread turned into smack about me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Black 2000 GT Vert: Novi-2000 with Intercooler (375rwhp @ 9 psi); Tune by Kauffmans; Roush 380R Body kit; Steeda Subframes; Steeda Strut Tower Support; Deep Dish Bullets; FRPP 4:10's; SCT 4 Position Chip with four custom tunes; Steeda CAI; C&L Pleum; BBK 75 TB; SLP Loudmouth; SLP Catted X-Pipe; Bullitt Suspension; UPR Conrol Arms; Focus Fuel Pump My Car My Email

08-29-2005, 08:13 PM	#4 (permalink)
dannyb785 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,176	when do we find the answer?

08-29-2005, 08:15 PM	#6 (permalink)
dannyb785 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,176	Well, if this man was blake...he'd go for girl #2... bc she could buy him a new car. ZING!

08-29-2005, 08:19 PM	#8 (permalink)
WaterDR Administrator Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 6,374	OK, here is the answer: He took the chick with the biggest tits. __________________ Black 2000 GT Vert: Novi-2000 with Intercooler (375rwhp @ 9 psi); Tune by Kauffmans; Roush 380R Body kit; Steeda Subframes; Steeda Strut Tower Support; Deep Dish Bullets; FRPP 4:10's; SCT 4 Position Chip with four custom tunes; Steeda CAI; C&L Pleum; BBK 75 TB; SLP Loudmouth; SLP Catted X-Pipe; Bullitt Suspension; UPR Conrol Arms; Focus Fuel Pump My Car My Email

08-29-2005, 08:29 PM	#10 (permalink)
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08-29-2005, 08:30 PM	#11 (permalink)
Lances03SVT Super Moderator Join Date: May 2005 Location: Carthage, Missouri Posts: 9,243	Yep should have known __________________ _______________________ 2003 Cobra SOLD

08-29-2005, 09:30 PM	#15 (permalink)
WaterDR Administrator Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 6,374	No. Just drinking diet Red Bull....virgin. __________________ Black 2000 GT Vert: Novi-2000 with Intercooler (375rwhp @ 9 psi); Tune by Kauffmans; Roush 380R Body kit; Steeda Subframes; Steeda Strut Tower Support; Deep Dish Bullets; FRPP 4:10's; SCT 4 Position Chip with four custom tunes; Steeda CAI; C&L Pleum; BBK 75 TB; SLP Loudmouth; SLP Catted X-Pipe; Bullitt Suspension; UPR Conrol Arms; Focus Fuel Pump My Car My Email

08-29-2005, 10:41 PM	#16 (permalink)
4.6 Love Super Moderator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Mexico Posts: 6,153	Boooo....you suck at telling jokes blake! __________________ Go Cowboys! X pipe and flows

08-30-2005, 06:04 AM	#17 (permalink)
madmatt Traitor...lol Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Lexington, SC Posts: 7,929	LOL, thats the worst joke Ive ever read, lol at DannyB, Doms off the hook now, we have Blake to make fun of... __________________ RPMPlanets

08-30-2005, 06:06 AM	#18 (permalink)
WaterDR Administrator Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 6,374	Only while my car is broke __________________ Black 2000 GT Vert: Novi-2000 with Intercooler (375rwhp @ 9 psi); Tune by Kauffmans; Roush 380R Body kit; Steeda Subframes; Steeda Strut Tower Support; Deep Dish Bullets; FRPP 4:10's; SCT 4 Position Chip with four custom tunes; Steeda CAI; C&L Pleum; BBK 75 TB; SLP Loudmouth; SLP Catted X-Pipe; Bullitt Suspension; UPR Conrol Arms; Focus Fuel Pump My Car My Email

08-30-2005, 07:37 AM	#19 (permalink)
madmatt Traitor...lol Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Lexington, SC Posts: 7,929	Any luck with it yet? __________________ RPMPlanets

08-30-2005, 08:06 AM	#20 (permalink)
cobra4123 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Louisville, KY Posts: 826	blake found the source of all my problems.... it wasn't the water and unfortunaly it won't help you but it's the imrc's __________________ Vote for SkylerSVT on Stangette.com...... Just do it........... http://www.mustangtuningforums.com/s...ead.php?t=6045

08-30-2005, 08:12 AM	#21 (permalink)
WaterDR Administrator Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 6,374	Jason: At the risk of sounding like I dope...you lost me. __________________ Black 2000 GT Vert: Novi-2000 with Intercooler (375rwhp @ 9 psi); Tune by Kauffmans; Roush 380R Body kit; Steeda Subframes; Steeda Strut Tower Support; Deep Dish Bullets; FRPP 4:10's; SCT 4 Position Chip with four custom tunes; Steeda CAI; C&L Pleum; BBK 75 TB; SLP Loudmouth; SLP Catted X-Pipe; Bullitt Suspension; UPR Conrol Arms; Focus Fuel Pump My Car My Email

08-30-2005, 08:29 AM	#22 (permalink)
cobra4123 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Louisville, KY Posts: 826	Intake Manifold Runner Controls from what i understand they where only on the 96-98 cobras. they're stuck. almost act like a second tb before the intake goes into the heads. or like the old 4 barrel carbs opening up at 3200 or 3500 rpms. __________________ Vote for SkylerSVT on Stangette.com...... Just do it........... http://www.mustangtuningforums.com/s...ead.php?t=6045

08-30-2005, 08:34 AM	#23 (permalink)
timstpetefl Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: St. Petersburg, Florida Posts: 230	LOL.....I like lil tits though, they still point the right direction at age 40. Its still a hard deccision though....maybe #2 as long as she was hot also. __________________

08-30-2005, 08:42 AM	#25 (permalink)
cobra4123 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Louisville, KY Posts: 826	already removing plenum to port match with new tb. dynoing this biotch tuesday sept 6 @ 9am central time. __________________ Vote for SkylerSVT on Stangette.com...... Just do it........... http://www.mustangtuningforums.com/s...ead.php?t=6045