What the fuck.
 

So I walked to the kitchen tonight to get my dinner and noticed my dad laying on the couch under a sheet in his PJs, and thought that was interesting. As I'm in the kitchen fixing my plate I see my mom put a plate of food on a tray and bring it out to my dad. Then I'm walking back to my room, I stop and say to my dad "Are you sick or something?" My mom goes "He had a little surgical procedure called a vasectomy."

I said, verbatim "What the fuck" and walked to my room with my food.

1. She could have LIED and said anything else and it would have been better
2. She said it as if I don't know what the fuck a vasectomy is
3. FUCK

LMAO!!! Awwww c'mon now Pcola, put on ya big boy britches. Lots of people have had a vasectomy.

haha

L.M.F.A.O!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~

Bwahahahaahaaaaa!

hahahah lmaoooo

L.O.L.

I guess he dont need condoms anymore.

You don't understand, I don't care about the procedure, it's just that she told me. And that she acted like I didn't know what it was. And that she told me.

What the fuck

Thats kinda funny, but hey shit happens man. Theres been worse.

Drama Llama says meh...

Dont worry man, now your old man doesent need to wear a rubber when he plows your mom, it will feel so much better for him.

Plus, your mom doesnt have to take those pills that make her flip out for no reason.

Ok, this thread= hilarious

hahahahahhahahahahahahaha

Kevin, he clearly does not want to have anymore little asshole kids like you, so you should be happy about that.




:p

That's some funny shit right there, I don't care who you are. :D

el oh el. I'd laugh my ass off if my parents told me something that way. I'm smarter than them on those kinds of things.

L.O.L. this thread is win. XD

also: nobody is getting near my junk with anything sharp at all. period.

No more sibs for you........

but you might want to call first on your way home because with no need for condoms it really frees up your sex life

Having unprotected sex too soon after a vasectomy can still result in pregnancy. With that being said, it may be a month or two before you might catch your parents fuckin' like jack rabbits on the couch in the middle of the day.

I and it didnt work either! And I have no desire of getting it redone either!

It didn't work??? Really??? The odds of the procedure being a failure is like.... a billion to one. I had it done bout two years ago... And im with ya on the fuck gettin it redone. That once a one time thing.

Nope, and I dont know why... they had half the office in there while it was going on too..." you dont mind if Sally and Judy and our intern watch do ya..." being said to me. I am like sure bring the whole damn office in while your at we will make it a real event!

And then to find out it didnt take, I was like you arses! I even went and got tested a few yrs back because the crazy idea of possibly entertaining the idea of some offspring and they said nope it didnt take and the guys down stairs are still in business!

Not what I wanted to hear...

Damn, that sucks! I'd stomp someone's throat in.

I have heard that walking in on your parents having sex is like getting raped

You are never the same again and you flinch when people touch you

After the first 2 years of therapy its stops with the flinching, but you still feel like someones inside you......

Ok wow thats the gayest thing i think ive ever posted..

I heard that you not only flinch when people touch you, you constantly pick at the area where you were touched until you have made a large open sore that gets infected and festers with yellow, stinking puss.

Eh, nothing worse than what krenogin posts.

My friend from hs dad got it done... twice, and it failed... twice!

Balls of steel.

NO FREAKING WAY!

that man has some tough balls.

this is why i love this forum!!rofl

Either that or a really shitty surgeon.

may have been 1 of the interns that were lurking onto me...

They say vasectomy failure is like .5-1%. Why do i highly doubt that? It seems somewhat common for it to fail. Maybe its just me.

Hahahaha, well I guess you'll be losing some sleep. It's hard to sleep when the head board is beating against the wall in the room next to you.

Hahaha how did I get in on this thread so late

if the headboards a rockin, dont come a knockin.

Hey P, At least your mom didn't say " he had a vasectomy" something he should have done ( insert your age here ) years ago, Now that would have hurt. J/K

I had it done in 95 and for 2 stitches it was very fucking aggrevating, but now everytime my wife gets pregnant I can relax cause it's not mine.. :p

LOL! How the fuck did I miss this thread?

On a side note though. FUCK A VASECTOMY!

Women can get surgery done, be put to sleep, and wake-up with only a little tiny incision on their stomach. NOT on their balls. She can get that shit done, I want my nuts to stay away from sharp objects.