Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"
 

Shamelessly stolen from another forum, I'm feeling ballsy as hell.

http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636

Some of the responses are priceless :beerchug:

I thought about doing it to the girl across the street. But I don't want here coming over here and then have to explain the joke. She's dumb and won't get it.

lol that shit is great

damn that is just wow.... Dont think I have anyone on my phone to do that to or that would get that it was a joke thats a girl.

I must say, this experiment is tempting...lol

ok so I just sent one... Lets she if she actually responds.....

Me: so when are you going to let me tap that?
Her: haha WHAT!
Me: oh you know... Tap that
Her: haha uhhhh never?
Me: why the question mark?
Her:its just a random question

I've sent a few so far.. the joys of being from 3 different states for a good amount of time.

Me: So when can I tap that?
Her: Dave are you seriously drunk on a wednesday night at 10pm?
Me: No, I'm serious
Her: Wow I thought you were dating someone

Aha! Looks like Dave has a potential win? lol.

alright....just texted a few chicks in my phone....ill be able to get a yes out of at least 2

LOL! I think this is my favorite response in that thread:

i just sent it to one of the gdt regulars.. lulz

Me:when you gonna let me tap that
Him:Im a guy
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i dont text =(

welcome to the 21st century......

well i mean i wouldnt get unlimited texting, so i had like 1000 a month. and i got sooo pissed to recieve a txt saying "lol" or "haha" so i was like F IT. also i had a txtaholic ex.

Girl 1:
me: yo
her: hi whats up?
me: gotta question.
her: hmm?? ask away
me: when you gonna let me tap that
her: hahahaha omg...
: i dont know how to answer that
me: sweet..ill be over in 10
her: ok

girl 2
me: hey
her: yo
me: when you gonna let me tap that
her: no.

lol. working on girl 3...oh, and im leaving for girls 1's house now. lol

yeah no more of that game haha

Just because you chose the the wrong person to text doesn't mean everyone else has to quit.

Me: Hello my dearest madam, might I come over to frolic in your field of lillies?

Sierra: Hello gentle sir, as happy as your invitation makes me, i must decline. however, i am sure that the liilies will keep until the day after 'morrow.

WTF?

I had to wait until the ONE person who would appreciate that would show up on facebook IM. If I get her texting I'll never get any sleep. At least with IM you can log off, lol. I didn't expect her response though.

Anyway...that'd be my classier version of "Hey girrrr, can a brotha tap dat?"

sounds like something that would be outta role models.

I'm lost... so you can tap that in 2 days?

kidding

im doing this as we speak ill post results next

Cha-Ching! :smokin:

:p :p :p

alright here are some results , some are in the works still

me: i have a question
her:shoot!!
me: when am i gonna tap that
her: is this for real?
me: yes ima busy man whats the answer
her: im not like that im sorry
me:ok
her: get one of your other sluts

2.
when can i tap that
--lol huh
i need a answer
--i have a bf
and..
(still waiting on a reply)

3.can i tap that, you want me i see it in your eyes
-- lol. dude are you drunk
no im serious
--uhhhhh.
uhhh yesssss
---uhhhhh i cant
-- why not
(waiting for reply)

these girls i text are the ones who i know wont give it up so i didnt text none of the sluts.lol

I don't really "get" lady language, but lady number one sounds pretty pissed.

yup.lol. she then respnds with me being disrespectful and i respond im just being a man damnit lol. i think i lost a friend oh well

Girl #1:

me: so uh suzy..when can i tap that?
girl: tap what?
me: you know...that
girl: uhhhh no, i don't know tap what

Girl #2

Me: Hey Belle
Belle: hey whats up
me: nm, just wanting to know when I can tap that
Belle: get a divorce, and show up to my doorstep :eek:

Girl #3 (my friends ex wife, but we're all, still friends, i guess)

Me: whats up maggie
Maggie: nothin you?
Me: Not alot, just wantin to know when I can tap that
Maggie: well, you know you're right down the street
Me: wtf its just a joke

i was like "WTF" at the third..

If some dude asked me that, this would be my response:

"I don't have a field of lillies, you asshole. And if I did, I'd set the whole field on fire before I let you frolic in it."

Anyway, I don't think this 'when are you going to let me tap that' thing would work well for me. If I was a dude, I'd try it because that shit is funny.

So uh...sunshine....when are you gonna let me tap that??

Hahahaha! Let's see... the only ass you'll get is when your finger goes through the toilet paper. :p

Is that a yes?:eek:

Hahaha. That means the only ass you'll get is when your finger slips through the toilet paper and goes into your ass while you're wiping it. :p

It works for girls too. You just need to mix it up a little.. "So when are you going to tap this?" It would certainly be easier for a girl to get a favorable response than a guy. I don't think there would be many guys that would say no, unless the girl looked like a troll :p

This is awesome

Hahaha, yeah, those were my thoughts exactly. The answers would be pretty obvious.

Me talking with a former employee i worked with.
Me: Hey girl when can i tap that
Steven:
Me: Stephanie when can i tap that?
Steven: Wrong Number
Me: This is Steven right?
Steven: haha... Yeah
Me: so answer my question
Steven: I got to go i am packing

HA

ok old man. lol.

I did two, its fun as hell. These are as close to word-for-word as possible without having horrible grammar since it was texts and girls abbreviate all kinds of stuff.

To my neighbor

Me: Hey I've got a question.
Her: What is it
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: What!?
Me: Yeah, a suprize huh. So, when you gona let me tap that?
Her: I'm not silly, your like my older brother.
Me: Yeah I was just kidding.

To a friend of mine

Me: Hey what's up.
Her: No a lot, HBU
Me: Nothing just at work, haven't talked to you in a while. I've got a question.
Her: Ok what's your ?.
Me: When you gona let me tap that?
Her: Your acting really weird.
Me: I'm not hearing no.
Her: Uh, is this a set-up?
Me: No I wouldn't do that, your too awesome. So what do you say?
Her: Ok, your kool, ...anytime. ( I shit you not thats what she said )
Me: Omg, I think I just fell in love with you a little.
Her: LoL.

I did explain the joke to each one afterwards.

you should have explained it to the second one AFTER you boned the shit out of her :)