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RCTrucker7 06-11-2009 05:15 AM

The Job Market Really Is Tight
 
A young man goes into the Job Center in downtown Topeka and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.

Interested, he goes to learn more; 'Can you give me more details?' he asks the clerk. The clerk pulls up the file and says, "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, help them lie down comfortably, carefully wash their personal and private area, apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $65,000, but you're going to have to go to Albuquerque , New Mexico."

"Good grief, is that where the job is?"

"No sir --- that's where the end of the job applicant line is right now."

mustangvsix 06-11-2009 11:39 AM

haha, not too bad, a nice little chuckle.

audikillsbmw 06-11-2009 11:43 AM

LOL. I don't think I could deal with a being a gyno. True.. You'd get to see naked hot chicks every once and a while, but 99% of the time it will be overweight soccer moms with yeast infections :shakeno:

01FR500 06-11-2009 12:07 PM

Haha, Considering I work at a staffing agency that is a funny joke. We have tons of people looking for work, most not very qualified, but need a job nonetheless.


Originally Posted by audikillsbmw (Post 413331)
LOL. I don't think I could deal with a being a gyno. True.. You'd get to see naked hot chicks every once and a while, but 99% of the time it will be overweight soccer moms with yeast infections :shakeno:

My fear also sir.

SPiNz 06-11-2009 05:57 PM


Originally Posted by audikillsbmw (Post 413331)
LOL. I don't think I could deal with a being a gyno. True.. You'd get to see naked hot chicks every once and a while, but 99% of the time it will be overweight soccer moms with yeast infections :shakeno:


every college has a gyno. most them that i have met are gay

3.8for the win 06-11-2009 07:12 PM

hahaha!!!!

GDP 06-11-2009 07:57 PM


Originally Posted by SPiNz (Post 413393)
every college has a gyno. most them that i have met are gay

after seeing some really nasty crap I might turn gay too lol.

jseven 06-11-2009 08:26 PM

Id rather remain curious on somethings...lol


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