The Job Market Really Is Tight
#1
06-11-2009, 05:15 AM
The Job Market Really Is Tight
A young man goes into the Job Center in downtown Topeka and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.
Interested, he goes to learn more; 'Can you give me more details?' he asks the clerk. The clerk pulls up the file and says, "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, help them lie down comfortably, carefully wash their personal and private area, apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $65,000, but you're going to have to go to Albuquerque , New Mexico."
"Good grief, is that where the job is?"
"No sir --- that's where the end of the job applicant line is right now."
Interested, he goes to learn more; 'Can you give me more details?' he asks the clerk. The clerk pulls up the file and says, "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, help them lie down comfortably, carefully wash their personal and private area, apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $65,000, but you're going to have to go to Albuquerque , New Mexico."
"Good grief, is that where the job is?"
"No sir --- that's where the end of the job applicant line is right now."
#3
06-11-2009, 11:43 AM
LOL. I don't think I could deal with a being a gyno. True.. You'd get to see naked hot chicks every once and a while, but 99% of the time it will be overweight soccer moms with yeast infections 
#4
06-11-2009, 12:07 PM
Haha, Considering I work at a staffing agency that is a funny joke. We have tons of people looking for work, most not very qualified, but need a job nonetheless.
My fear also sir.
My fear also sir.
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