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Switch 04-27-2009 10:52 PM

Rednecks can be so dumb!
 
I was out with my girlfriend walking her dog around her apartment complex when these dudes in this truck drove by and started yelling shit at us. I just told her to ignore it and we kept walking. A few seconds later, I heard this roaring of an engine like they were doing a burnout or something. I turned around and they must have been staring at us the whole time not paying attention to where they were driving and they drove right into the roundabout! They had it in reverse and couldn't get it out! A bunch of guys jumped out and started pushing, but it didn't help and I couldn't stop laughing. It's so fucking funny.

SnTBakosFinest 04-27-2009 10:57 PM

rofl truck full of guys: 0 dude with his chick: 1

PColav6 04-27-2009 11:05 PM

lol...was it a chevy

SeanStang 04-27-2009 11:05 PM

Haha awesome. I love when shit like that happens. One time my dumb ass friend was looking at some chicks on the sidewalk while he was in a round about, front wheel hopped up on the curb and the back wheel just dragged along. Was fucking hilarious. I'm sure they were impressed.

PColav6 04-27-2009 11:09 PM

I thought roundabouts were mostly a european thing..

SeanStang 04-27-2009 11:11 PM

Certain neighborhoods and apartment complexes have them here lol.

rebelyell 04-27-2009 11:53 PM


Originally Posted by Switch (Post 404776)
I was out with my girlfriend walking her dog around her apartment complex when these dudes in this truck drove by and started yelling shit at us. I just told her to ignore it and we kept walking. A few seconds later, I heard this roaring of an engine like they were doing a burnout or something. I turned around and they must have been staring at us the whole time not paying attention to where they were driving and they drove right into the roundabout! They had it in reverse and couldn't get it out! A bunch of guys jumped out and started pushing, but it didn't help and I couldn't stop laughing. It's so fucking funny.

Dumbasses, no doubt, but you still have to be careful in this situation.. Which is why I totally condone "concealed weapons" for the average joe.

Or carry something else to even the score in case they decided to take the shit talking to another level. You did the right thing by ignoring them. But sometimes that just makes them want to hound you a little bit more..

fcking people are crazy and you never know when something will escalate into a real bad situation.. I'm just saying..:(

PColav6 04-27-2009 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by rebelyell (Post 404786)
Dumbasses, no doubt, but you still have to be careful in this situation.. Which is why I totally condone "concealed weapons" for the average joe.

Or carry something else to even the score in case they decided to take the shit talking to another level. You did the right thing by ignoring them. But sometimes that just makes them want to hound you a little bit more..

fcking people are crazy and you never know when something will escalate into a real bad situation.. I'm just saying..:(

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lmao

10507158 04-28-2009 09:19 AM

i hate guys who mess w people for no reason
that shit drives me crazy

Steeda97 04-28-2009 10:10 AM

Wrong. Rednecks are ALWAYS dumb. i.e PCola

r3dn3ck 04-28-2009 10:12 AM

I would beg to differ.

PColav6 04-28-2009 10:59 AM


Originally Posted by Steeda97 (Post 404849)
Wrong. Rednecks are ALWAYS dumb. i.e PCola

Ha, I'm about as redneck as your car is good looking.

Steeda97 04-28-2009 11:04 AM

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My car is extremely good looking?! Thanks!

LilMissLayla 04-28-2009 11:17 AM

People are fucking ridiculous.

The hubby and I were in Palm Coast one night in my old black '01 Stang and this guy was driving next to me and started revving up his shitty truck engine. He was a really scary looking dude. He kept revving his engine up at me so I did a little bit just playing around and then we get to the stoplight. He is just staring and he keeps revving up the engine trying to scare us I think. So I just kept looking straight. Before I could even think of what happened, a full styrofoam cup of beer comes flying through my window and hits me in the face and explodes all over my car and he sped the fuck off. (SO not funny at the time!) Just thought I would share.

I hate me a dumbass.

PColav6 04-28-2009 11:27 AM


Originally Posted by Steeda97 (Post 404868)

My car is extremely good looking?! Thanks!

Are you insinuating that firearms equate to redneck? I applaud your guidoism.

Switch 04-28-2009 11:33 AM


Originally Posted by LilMissLayla (Post 404871)
People are fucking ridiculous.

The hubby and I were in Palm Coast one night in my old black '01 Stang and this guy was driving next to me and started revving up his shitty truck engine. He was a really scary looking dude. He kept revving his engine up at me so I did a little bit just playing around and then we get to the stoplight. He is just staring and he keeps revving up the engine trying to scare us I think. So I just kept looking straight. Before I could even think of what happened, a full styrofoam cup of beer comes flying through my window and hits me in the face and explodes all over my car and he sped the fuck off. (SO not funny at the time!) Just thought I would share.

I hate me a dumbass.

I watched something similar to that happen. There was a guy riding his bicycle in the bike lane of the street. A car pulled up next to him and someone in the car started throwing water bottles, soda cans and all sorts of crap at him. I got so pissed I almost ran the car off the road.

Steeda97 04-28-2009 11:35 AM


Originally Posted by LilMissLayla (Post 404871)
People are fucking ridiculous.

The hubby and I were in Palm Coast one night in my old black '01 Stang and this guy was driving next to me and started revving up his shitty truck engine. He was a really scary looking dude. He kept revving his engine up at me so I did a little bit just playing around and then we get to the stoplight. He is just staring and he keeps revving up the engine trying to scare us I think. So I just kept looking straight. Before I could even think of what happened, a full styrofoam cup of beer comes flying through my window and hits me in the face and explodes all over my car and he sped the fuck off. (SO not funny at the time!) Just thought I would share.

I hate me a dumbass.

hahahahahahahahahahhahahaha! thats classic!

SeanStang 04-28-2009 04:04 PM


Originally Posted by LilMissLayla (Post 404871)
People are fucking ridiculous.

The hubby and I were in Palm Coast one night in my old black '01 Stang and this guy was driving next to me and started revving up his shitty truck engine. He was a really scary looking dude. He kept revving his engine up at me so I did a little bit just playing around and then we get to the stoplight. He is just staring and he keeps revving up the engine trying to scare us I think. So I just kept looking straight. Before I could even think of what happened, a full styrofoam cup of beer comes flying through my window and hits me in the face and explodes all over my car and he sped the fuck off. (SO not funny at the time!) Just thought I would share.

I hate me a dumbass.

WOW. I would fucking flip out. He would be dead.

AMNick 05-01-2009 08:56 AM

All these stories coming out of Florida? What's up with all the crazies in Florida, this a common thing down there? Its like RoadWarrior or MadMax or something. LOL

r3dn3ck 05-01-2009 09:51 AM

Read Fark.com and you'll have a much better understanding of Florida. It's not just a state, it's a mental condition.

Must See 05-01-2009 10:07 AM

Florida is where everyone goes when they turn 60

Black Sunshine 05-01-2009 10:46 AM


Originally Posted by LilMissLayla (Post 404871)
I hate me a dumbass.

Hahaha! You and me both, hun. :D


Originally Posted by Switch (Post 404883)
I watched something similar to that happen. There was a guy riding his bicycle in the bike lane of the street. A car pulled up next to him and someone in the car started throwing water bottles, soda cans and all sorts of crap at him. I got so pissed I almost ran the car off the road.

That happened to an old guy riding a bike around my area. Some asshole hung out the window and hit him with something (can't remember what) and knocked the old guy off the bike. He went to the hospital. They never caught the people that did it. :mad:


Originally Posted by r3dn3ck (Post 405724)
Read Fark.com and you'll have a much better understanding of Florida. It's not just a state, it's a mental condition.

Hey now. We might be retards, but at least we aren't as retarded as California! :p

Lazerred6 05-01-2009 10:48 AM

I like living in a state that pretty much anywhere other than the zoo I'm the top of the food chain.


I can swim anywhere and not even think about sharks, barracuda or any other nasty thinks like jelly fish (ouch)

bears don't hang around michigan and we don't have alligators or posionous snake and most of our spiders won't hurt you.

I have never seen a tornado and we don't have hurricains or earthquakes

the only crazy people here are the politicians

I'll stick with my boring state with it's bad economy


(But all of your cars (mustangs) have been in my state)

zigzagg321 05-01-2009 11:04 AM

CCW FTW...although...I dont have one...and I carry. better to have it and not need it, that to need it and not have it.

Black Sunshine 05-01-2009 12:47 PM


Originally Posted by Lazerred6 (Post 405736)
I like living in a state that pretty much anywhere other than the zoo I'm the top of the food chain.


I can swim anywhere and not even think about sharks, barracuda or any other nasty thinks like jelly fish (ouch)

bears don't hang around michigan and we don't have alligators or posionous snake and most of our spiders won't hurt you.

I have never seen a tornado and we don't have hurricains or earthquakes

the only crazy people here are the politicians

I'll stick with my boring state with it's bad economy


(But all of your cars (mustangs) have been in my state)

Now that's the damn truth, haha.

At least we're not in Africa where they have this evil bastard of a fish that makes a Barracuda look like a pussy;

The African Tiger Fish:

http://blogs.courierpostonline.com/f...iger_fish1.jpg

http://www.fishingtripsafrica.com/tigerfish3.jpg

I'd cry if I saw one of those. Fish shouldn't have teeth. :(

Lazerred6 05-01-2009 12:56 PM


Originally Posted by Black Sunshine (Post 405762)
Now that's the damn truth, haha.

At least we're not in Africa where they have this evil bastard of a fish that makes a Barracuda look like a pussy;

The African Tiger Fish:

http://blogs.courierpostonline.com/f...iger_fish1.jpg

http://www.fishingtripsafrica.com/tigerfish3.jpg

I'd cry if I saw one of those. Fish shouldn't have teeth. :(


I am not okay with that thing it scares me

Lazerred6 05-01-2009 01:03 PM

Damit I just did some research and that damn thing is a freash water fish so eventually some bastard will let a pregnant one loose in lake michigan and then my lake will be fucked:mad:

BoostedMKIV 05-01-2009 01:06 PM

Damn.....I think I dated that girl once upon a time ^^^^

Talk about toothy blowjobs.....whew.
:rolleyes:

cpthowdy 05-01-2009 04:35 PM


Originally Posted by Black Sunshine (Post 405762)
Now that's the damn truth, haha.

At least we're not in Africa where they have this evil bastard of a fish that makes a Barracuda look like a pussy;

The African Tiger Fish:

http://blogs.courierpostonline.com/f...iger_fish1.jpg

http://www.fishingtripsafrica.com/tigerfish3.jpg

I'd cry if I saw one of those. Fish shouldn't have teeth. :(

whoaaa, thats scary

Must See 05-01-2009 06:47 PM


Originally Posted by BoostedMKIV (Post 405770)
Damn.....I think I dated that girl once upon a time ^^^^

Talk about toothy blowjobs.....whew.
:rolleyes:

Ohhh now it makes sense... I knew you were compensating for something. Im sorry for your loss :(


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