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Old 04-27-2009, 10:52 PM
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I was out with my girlfriend walking her dog around her apartment complex when these dudes in this truck drove by and started yelling **** at us. I just told her to ignore it and we kept walking. A few seconds later, I heard this roaring of an engine like they were doing a burnout or something. I turned around and they must have been staring at us the whole time not paying attention to where they were driving and they drove right into the roundabout! They had it in reverse and couldn't get it out! A bunch of guys jumped out and started pushing, but it didn't help and I couldn't stop laughing. It's so ******* funny.
 
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Old 04-27-2009, 10:57 PM
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rofl truck full of guys: 0 dude with his chick: 1
 
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lol...was it a chevy
 
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Haha awesome. I love when **** like that happens. One time my dumb *** friend was looking at some chicks on the sidewalk while he was in a round about, front wheel hopped up on the curb and the back wheel just dragged along. Was ******* hilarious. I'm sure they were impressed.
 
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Old 04-27-2009, 11:09 PM
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I thought roundabouts were mostly a european thing..
 
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Old 04-27-2009, 11:11 PM
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Certain neighborhoods and apartment complexes have them here lol.
 
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Originally Posted by Switch
I was out with my girlfriend walking her dog around her apartment complex when these dudes in this truck drove by and started yelling **** at us. I just told her to ignore it and we kept walking. A few seconds later, I heard this roaring of an engine like they were doing a burnout or something. I turned around and they must have been staring at us the whole time not paying attention to where they were driving and they drove right into the roundabout! They had it in reverse and couldn't get it out! A bunch of guys jumped out and started pushing, but it didn't help and I couldn't stop laughing. It's so ******* funny.
Dumbasses, no doubt, but you still have to be careful in this situation.. Which is why I totally condone "concealed weapons" for the average joe.

Or carry something else to even the score in case they decided to take the **** talking to another level. You did the right thing by ignoring them. But sometimes that just makes them want to hound you a little bit more..

fcking people are crazy and you never know when something will escalate into a real bad situation.. I'm just saying..
 
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Originally Posted by rebelyell
Dumbasses, no doubt, but you still have to be careful in this situation.. Which is why I totally condone "concealed weapons" for the average joe.

Or carry something else to even the score in case they decided to take the **** talking to another level. You did the right thing by ignoring them. But sometimes that just makes them want to hound you a little bit more..

fcking people are crazy and you never know when something will escalate into a real bad situation.. I'm just saying..
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lmao
 
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Old 04-28-2009, 09:19 AM
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Old 04-28-2009, 10:10 AM
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Wrong. Rednecks are ALWAYS dumb. i.e PCola
 
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I would beg to differ.
 
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Wrong. Rednecks are ALWAYS dumb. i.e PCola
Ha, I'm about as redneck as your car is good looking.
 
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My car is extremely good looking?! Thanks!
 
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People are ******* ridiculous.

The hubby and I were in Palm Coast one night in my old black '01 Stang and this guy was driving next to me and started revving up his shitty truck engine. He was a really scary looking dude. He kept revving his engine up at me so I did a little bit just playing around and then we get to the stoplight. He is just staring and he keeps revving up the engine trying to scare us I think. So I just kept looking straight. Before I could even think of what happened, a full styrofoam cup of beer comes flying through my window and hits me in the face and explodes all over my car and he sped the **** off. (SO not funny at the time!) Just thought I would share.

I hate me a dumbass.
 
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Originally Posted by Steeda97

My car is extremely good looking?! Thanks!
Are you insinuating that firearms equate to redneck? I applaud your guidoism.
 

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Originally Posted by LilMissLayla
People are ******* ridiculous.

The hubby and I were in Palm Coast one night in my old black '01 Stang and this guy was driving next to me and started revving up his shitty truck engine. He was a really scary looking dude. He kept revving his engine up at me so I did a little bit just playing around and then we get to the stoplight. He is just staring and he keeps revving up the engine trying to scare us I think. So I just kept looking straight. Before I could even think of what happened, a full styrofoam cup of beer comes flying through my window and hits me in the face and explodes all over my car and he sped the **** off. (SO not funny at the time!) Just thought I would share.

I hate me a dumbass.
I watched something similar to that happen. There was a guy riding his bicycle in the bike lane of the street. A car pulled up next to him and someone in the car started throwing water bottles, soda cans and all sorts of crap at him. I got so pissed I almost ran the car off the road.
 
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Old 04-28-2009, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by LilMissLayla
People are ******* ridiculous.

The hubby and I were in Palm Coast one night in my old black '01 Stang and this guy was driving next to me and started revving up his shitty truck engine. He was a really scary looking dude. He kept revving his engine up at me so I did a little bit just playing around and then we get to the stoplight. He is just staring and he keeps revving up the engine trying to scare us I think. So I just kept looking straight. Before I could even think of what happened, a full styrofoam cup of beer comes flying through my window and hits me in the face and explodes all over my car and he sped the **** off. (SO not funny at the time!) Just thought I would share.

I hate me a dumbass.
hahahahahahahahahahhahahaha! thats classic!
 
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Old 04-28-2009, 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by LilMissLayla
People are ******* ridiculous.

The hubby and I were in Palm Coast one night in my old black '01 Stang and this guy was driving next to me and started revving up his shitty truck engine. He was a really scary looking dude. He kept revving his engine up at me so I did a little bit just playing around and then we get to the stoplight. He is just staring and he keeps revving up the engine trying to scare us I think. So I just kept looking straight. Before I could even think of what happened, a full styrofoam cup of beer comes flying through my window and hits me in the face and explodes all over my car and he sped the **** off. (SO not funny at the time!) Just thought I would share.

I hate me a dumbass.
WOW. I would ******* flip out. He would be dead.
 
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Old 05-01-2009, 08:56 AM
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All these stories coming out of Florida? What's up with all the crazies in Florida, this a common thing down there? Its like RoadWarrior or MadMax or something. LOL
 
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Read Fark.com and you'll have a much better understanding of Florida. It's not just a state, it's a mental condition.
 
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Old 05-01-2009, 10:07 AM
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Florida is where everyone goes when they turn 60
 
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Old 05-01-2009, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by LilMissLayla
I hate me a dumbass.
Hahaha! You and me both, hun.

Originally Posted by Switch
I watched something similar to that happen. There was a guy riding his bicycle in the bike lane of the street. A car pulled up next to him and someone in the car started throwing water bottles, soda cans and all sorts of crap at him. I got so pissed I almost ran the car off the road.
That happened to an old guy riding a bike around my area. Some ******* hung out the window and hit him with something (can't remember what) and knocked the old guy off the bike. He went to the hospital. They never caught the people that did it.

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Read Fark.com and you'll have a much better understanding of Florida. It's not just a state, it's a mental condition.
Hey now. We might be retards, but at least we aren't as retarded as California!
 
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I like living in a state that pretty much anywhere other than the zoo I'm the top of the food chain.


I can swim anywhere and not even think about sharks, barracuda or any other nasty thinks like jelly fish (ouch)

bears don't hang around michigan and we don't have alligators or posionous snake and most of our spiders won't hurt you.

I have never seen a tornado and we don't have hurricains or earthquakes

the only crazy people here are the politicians

I'll stick with my boring state with it's bad economy


(But all of your cars (mustangs) have been in my state)
 

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CCW FTW...although...I dont have one...and I carry. better to have it and not need it, that to need it and not have it.
 
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Originally Posted by Lazerred6
I like living in a state that pretty much anywhere other than the zoo I'm the top of the food chain.


I can swim anywhere and not even think about sharks, barracuda or any other nasty thinks like jelly fish (ouch)

bears don't hang around michigan and we don't have alligators or posionous snake and most of our spiders won't hurt you.

I have never seen a tornado and we don't have hurricains or earthquakes

the only crazy people here are the politicians

I'll stick with my boring state with it's bad economy


(But all of your cars (mustangs) have been in my state)
Now that's the damn truth, haha.

At least we're not in Africa where they have this evil bastard of a fish that makes a Barracuda look like a *****;

The African Tiger Fish:





I'd cry if I saw one of those. Fish shouldn't have teeth.
 
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Originally Posted by Black Sunshine
Now that's the damn truth, haha.

At least we're not in Africa where they have this evil bastard of a fish that makes a Barracuda look like a *****;

The African Tiger Fish:





I'd cry if I saw one of those. Fish shouldn't have teeth.

I am not okay with that thing it scares me
 
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Damit I just did some research and that damn thing is a freash water fish so eventually some bastard will let a pregnant one loose in lake michigan and then my lake will be fucked
 
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Damn.....I think I dated that girl once upon a time ^^^^

Talk about toothy ********.....whew.
 
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Originally Posted by Black Sunshine
Now that's the damn truth, haha.

At least we're not in Africa where they have this evil bastard of a fish that makes a Barracuda look like a *****;

The African Tiger Fish:





I'd cry if I saw one of those. Fish shouldn't have teeth.
whoaaa, thats scary
 
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Damn.....I think I dated that girl once upon a time ^^^^

Talk about toothy ********.....whew.
Ohhh now it makes sense... I knew you were compensating for something. Im sorry for your loss
 


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