Dear Chuck,

You have called to speak to my boss at least 15 times today. If you call and I have to listen to your annoying-ass voice one more time today, I'm going to disembowel you and feed your entrails to my dog.

Sincerely,
Miss muthafuckin' Sunshine

Dear Santa,

I know that alot of people like you and you bring joy to so many...... But I fucking hate you and will kill your jolly fat ass if I get the chance. I'll stuff you in your big red bag and beat you with a 2x4 till you scream marry fucking christmas then I eat your reindeer and burn down your toy shop with the elves still inside. Finally I'll run your fat ass over with a snow plow.

P.S.

It's nothing personal your holiday just happens to fall on my birthday and Jesus and I don't appreciate people focusing on you. So steer clear Saint Nick or you fat ass is grass

P.P.S

Home invasion is a crime even if you come though the chimney

P.P.P.S

enjoy the cookies and rat poison you fat fuck

P.P.P.P.S

If you got the letter that I sent you don't need to worry about the white powder in it that stuff is totally safe in fact you should probably just put in on your cereal.

who the fuck is this kyle guy?

He's my girlfriends ex/douchebag...

lol ill beat you with a 2x4 till you say marry fucking xmas and ill eat your reideer! lol

Dear my boss..

Where the fuck is my raise BITCH.

Dear Santa,

I've been a good boy this year and I have recieved good grades in school.
So please get me what I fucking put on my Christmas list.

Merry Christmas,
'stonesFan102