The greatest story ever told (you have to read this)

spike_africa · 06-30-2005, 06:36 PM

Oh my god, this is nuts. its a story about a guys room mate you literaly have ot read it and you just will i dont know.

All i can say is i thought this was nuts i mean i know of a guy who had a room mate who would leave his door open to his room and masterbate in the nude and make the awfulest weirdest nosies evar and that doesnt even compair to this. Thats how f'ing awsome this is.

http://rush68.net/~dave/crap/story.htm

95bstallion · 06-30-2005, 07:15 PM

That is maybe the sickest and craziest story i have heard for a long time i mean for real who craps and then boils it on the stove.

*Lances03SVT* · 06-30-2005, 07:30 PM

That is one hell of a story.I think I would have beat him to death or shot him and put him out of his misery.

spike_africa · 06-30-2005, 07:33 PM

Um the best part is when he goes "i have sarah" thats the creepiest **** i have evar heard right there. And ps that really was a awsome story, to bad its real.

809 · 06-30-2005, 07:39 PM

If you have time to waste, go read it. Otherwise, save yourself the torment of trying to make sence of it all.

Badfish · 06-30-2005, 08:12 PM

WOW that was a novel!!!

A very interesting/weird/funny/entertaining read! Some people in this world....

rebelyell · 06-30-2005, 10:17 PM

Hmm. After the the first few lines of that story I would have been "not involved with this" I'm gone, Bye Bye. Shat in garbage bags, dead cat, Hmmm. Issues were at hand to justify getting the fack away from that shat. And calling the proper authorities. LOL. He should have been sedated and taken to the local nut house.

ottytrai

*4.6 Love* · 06-30-2005, 10:29 PM

Anybody have the cliffnotes to that? :idea1:

WaterDR · 07-01-2005, 10:12 AM

All of you guys who read that story, go F yourselves. Dam, I have finally been discovered. That A-hole roomate of mine is a big, dam looser. I should tell you about all the crap he did to me. I hate him.

- Jed

TayWolf55 · 07-01-2005, 01:27 PM

I cant believe I spent all that time reading all that but once I got half way through I had to figure out how it would end.

Good read. :toothy9:

stang00 · 07-01-2005, 01:47 PM

read almost all of it but then decided wow its too long and i like what i just ate so ill keep it down

06-30-2005, 06:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
spike_africa Administrator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Orlando,Florida Posts: 7,205	The greatest story ever told (you have to read this) Oh my god, this is nuts. its a story about a guys room mate you literaly have ot read it and you just will i dont know. All i can say is i thought this was nuts i mean i know of a guy who had a room mate who would leave his door open to his room and masterbate in the nude and make the awfulest weirdest nosies evar and that doesnt even compair to this. Thats how f'ing awsome this is. http://rush68.net/~dave/crap/story.htm __________________ Dustin 2002 GT Mustang 5-Speed Drag Radials,Sprayed,Powershifted WOOO HOOOO!

06-30-2005, 07:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
95bstallion Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Findlay Ohio Posts: 1,626	crazy That is maybe the sickest and craziest story i have heard for a long time i mean for real who craps and then boils it on the stove.

06-30-2005, 07:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
Lances03SVT Super Moderator Join Date: May 2005 Location: Carthage, Missouri Posts: 9,224	That is one hell of a story.I think I would have beat him to death or shot him and put him out of his misery. __________________ _______________________ 2003 Cobra SOLD

06-30-2005, 07:33 PM	#4 (permalink)
spike_africa Administrator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Orlando,Florida Posts: 7,205	Um the best part is when he goes "i have sarah" thats the creepiest **** i have evar heard right there. And ps that really was a awsome story, to bad its real. __________________ Dustin 2002 GT Mustang 5-Speed Drag Radials,Sprayed,Powershifted WOOO HOOOO!

06-30-2005, 07:39 PM	#5 (permalink)
809 I got the Motts Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: RI Native Posts: 167	If you have time to waste, go read it. Otherwise, save yourself the torment of trying to make sence of it all. __________________ 2004 Cobra

06-30-2005, 08:12 PM	#6 (permalink)
Badfish Listen to reggae. Join Date: May 2005 Location: Colorado Springs, CO Posts: 8,797	WOW that was a novel!!! A very interesting/weird/funny/entertaining read! Some people in this world.... __________________ '04 2.3l Evo '86 GSXR 750

06-30-2005, 10:17 PM	#7 (permalink)
rebelyell unofficial philosopher Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Fayetteville, NC Posts: 1,808	Hmm. After the the first few lines of that story I would have been "not involved with this" I'm gone, Bye Bye. Shat in garbage bags, dead cat, Hmmm. Issues were at hand to justify getting the fack away from that shat. And calling the proper authorities. LOL. He should have been sedated and taken to the local nut house. ottytrai __________________ 2004 Torch Red GT Mach 1 Chin Spoiler "4.6 L V8" Side Stripes Mach 1 Hood stripe Black shorty antenna Flowmaster catbacks

06-30-2005, 10:29 PM	#8 (permalink)
4.6 Love Super Moderator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Mexico Posts: 6,145	Anybody have the cliffnotes to that? :idea1: __________________ Go Cowboys! X pipe and flows

07-01-2005, 10:12 AM	#9 (permalink)
WaterDR Administrator Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 6,370	All of you guys who read that story, go F yourselves. Dam, I have finally been discovered. That A-hole roomate of mine is a big, dam looser. I should tell you about all the crap he did to me. I hate him. - Jed __________________ Black 2000 GT Vert: Novi-2000 with Intercooler (375rwhp @ 9 psi); Tune by Kauffmans; Roush 380R Body kit; Steeda Subframes; Steeda Strut Tower Support; Deep Dish Bullets; FRPP 4:10's; SCT 4 Position Chip with four custom tunes; Steeda CAI; C&L Pleum; BBK 75 TB; SLP Loudmouth; SLP Catted X-Pipe; Bullitt Suspension; UPR Conrol Arms; Focus Fuel Pump My Car My Email

07-01-2005, 01:27 PM	#10 (permalink)
TayWolf55 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Ozark, MO Posts: 597	I cant believe I spent all that time reading all that but once I got half way through I had to figure out how it would end. Good read. :toothy9: __________________ 2004 Mustang GT 5 Speed Mac O/R H Pipe Mac Flowpath Catback JLT Ram Air Intake SCT XCal 2 Tuner FRPP 4.10 Gears 13.191 @ 103.78

07-01-2005, 01:47 PM	#11 (permalink)
stang00 Civic Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: brewster ny Posts: 2,577	read almost all of it but then decided wow its too long and i like what i just ate so ill keep it down

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