I like to eat rice and Im not Asian
#1
04-11-2008, 09:34 AM
I like to eat rice and Im not Asian
So last night im at Walmart around 815 pm. I park my mustang and im getting out and this guy is walking over to me and he asks me if I want to race his friend in the Honda. I say really? and he says yeah hes over there.
So I tell him sorry I don't race. My favorite part is when im walking away the guy who drives the Honda says " Man, dont listen to him my POS Honda gets to 60 in 14 seconds."
I laughed and walked away.
So I tell him sorry I don't race. My favorite part is when im walking away the guy who drives the Honda says " Man, dont listen to him my POS Honda gets to 60 in 14 seconds."
I laughed and walked away.
#2
04-11-2008, 11:35 AM
haha we don't have much rice up here when I'm at school. Just a couple and they like to do the ricer fly by as I'm getting out of my car. I guess they want to make sure I can hear their awesome fart canon
#5
04-11-2008, 11:59 AM
WTF!!! dream gets flamed for racing so you want him to race. imo i think must see was right not to race them.
#8
04-11-2008, 12:10 PM
I wudint bein sercastic i wuz bein fo real yo he shudda so put dat ricer in itz place yo
(I felt dirty typing that and it made my head hurt)
(I felt dirty typing that and it made my head hurt)
#10
04-11-2008, 12:32 PM
they wernt being totally serious when they asked me to race or atleast i hope so....
#16
04-11-2008, 07:02 PM
No i mean full on death race **** yo.
You shoulda challanged him for the Pinks, if neither of you have pinks you can do it for girlfriends.
anyways, you go out and a normal day around 3pm and plot out a course that pulls you through a major highway, at least 2 school zones, a mall parking lot, and though a rich residential neighborhood and before you go the two of you sit back and just get ****** wasted man, like pissin yer pants drunk sloshed ya know, then both of you have to complete the race averaging like 75mph while text messaging eachothers girls man...
and dont forget that both of you have to be up for 4 days straight before staring the race, and meth, yer definaly gonna need some meth man i cant stress the meth enough, YOU GOT TO HAVE METH.
boooyakasha!
You shoulda challanged him for the Pinks, if neither of you have pinks you can do it for girlfriends.
anyways, you go out and a normal day around 3pm and plot out a course that pulls you through a major highway, at least 2 school zones, a mall parking lot, and though a rich residential neighborhood and before you go the two of you sit back and just get ****** wasted man, like pissin yer pants drunk sloshed ya know, then both of you have to complete the race averaging like 75mph while text messaging eachothers girls man...
and dont forget that both of you have to be up for 4 days straight before staring the race, and meth, yer definaly gonna need some meth man i cant stress the meth enough, YOU GOT TO HAVE METH.
boooyakasha!
#18
04-12-2008, 09:25 AM
No i mean full on death race **** yo.
You shoulda challanged him for the Pinks, if neither of you have pinks you can do it for girlfriends.
anyways, you go out and a normal day around 3pm and plot out a course that pulls you through a major highway, at least 2 school zones, a mall parking lot, and though a rich residential neighborhood and before you go the two of you sit back and just get ****** wasted man, like pissin yer pants drunk sloshed ya know, then both of you have to complete the race averaging like 75mph while text messaging eachothers girls man...
and dont forget that both of you have to be up for 4 days straight before staring the race, and meth, yer definaly gonna need some meth man i cant stress the meth enough, YOU GOT TO HAVE METH.
boooyakasha!
You shoulda challanged him for the Pinks, if neither of you have pinks you can do it for girlfriends.
anyways, you go out and a normal day around 3pm and plot out a course that pulls you through a major highway, at least 2 school zones, a mall parking lot, and though a rich residential neighborhood and before you go the two of you sit back and just get ****** wasted man, like pissin yer pants drunk sloshed ya know, then both of you have to complete the race averaging like 75mph while text messaging eachothers girls man...
and dont forget that both of you have to be up for 4 days straight before staring the race, and meth, yer definaly gonna need some meth man i cant stress the meth enough, YOU GOT TO HAVE METH.
boooyakasha!
lmmfao
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