Riddle me this.
What gets wetter when it dries?
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A towel
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Originally Posted by zigzagg321
(Post 316917)
A towel
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a towel..lol
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Originally Posted by StreetRacer
(Post 316920)
a towel..lol
and then added an "lol" |
- A Towel.... Nice
:smokin: |
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
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A Truck...lol....
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:confused:
Originally Posted by Stangurey
(Post 316930)
A Truck...lol....
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Originally Posted by StreetRacer
(Post 316928)
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
I keed, I keed. ;) |
Originally Posted by StreetRacer
(Post 316928)
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
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Originally Posted by StreetRacer
(Post 316928)
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
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a river!
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Originally Posted by HokieStang00
(Post 316934)
A river
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why does your nose run and your feet smell?
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Originally Posted by Must See
(Post 316937)
ahh yeah thats right. but doesnt a river "babble"..... you know a "babbling brook"
no, brooks babble, just like you said. duh. |
Why does zigzag wear a pair of panties and only one bra?
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Originally Posted by Steeda97
(Post 316945)
Why does zigzag wear a pair of panties and only one bra?
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yes, it is a river. lol thas an old one in canada:P
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i can walk, yet i have no legs. i can sleep, yet i can not dream.
I am not a baby, but i can be rocked in my cradle. and go around the world faster then u can get across a room |
Originally Posted by Dream
(Post 316967)
I am not a baby, but i can be rocked in my cradle. and go around the world faster then u can get across a room
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lol if u can show me a fone that can walk....im buyin it :P
how convenient would that be if u just whistle while the fones ringin or somethin so u dont gotta get off the couch :P think about it........any inventors here? :P |
Originally Posted by Dream
(Post 316993)
lol if u can show me a fone that can walk....im buyin it :P
how convenient would that be if u just whistle while the fones ringin or somethin so u dont gotta get off the couch :P think about it........any inventors here? :P |
lol im sure some1 will google an answer or somethin, if not ill throw it up tomorrow or somethin when some more people can give it a whirl.
...pm sent:P |
Dream's = Yo-Yo. And I swear I didn't use google.
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Question: The word CANDY can be spelled using just 2 letters. Can you figure out how? |
Originally Posted by Stangurey
(Post 317036)
Question: The word CANDY can be spelled using just 2 letters. Can you figure out how? |
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but not a single time in a hundred years?
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Originally Posted by Must See
(Post 317037)
C and Y
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Originally Posted by Stangurey
(Post 317039)
You got it! :t:
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The letter M
I cannot be felt, seen or touched; Yet I can be found in everybody; My existence is always in debate; Yet I have my own style of music. What Am I? |
Originally Posted by Must See
(Post 317038)
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but not a single time in a hundred years?
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Originally Posted by HokieStang00
(Post 317042)
The letter M
I cannot be felt, seen or touched; Yet I can be found in everybody; My existence is always in debate; Yet I have my own style of music. What Am I? |
Originally Posted by StreetRacer
(Post 317045)
heartbeat
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Originally Posted by HokieStang00
(Post 317042)
The letter M
I cannot be felt, seen or touched; Yet I can be found in everybody; My existence is always in debate; Yet I have my own style of music. What Am I? A Soul?? |
Bingoooo
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dang it!
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looks like someone was watching family guy
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Originally Posted by 1982 mustang 5.0
(Post 317133)
looks like someone was watching family guy
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Question:
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? |
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