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If Gawd (Flying Spaghetti Monster for my fellow Pastafarians) is so powerful and perfect, why can't he change human nature?
 
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Old 12-24-2007, 04:02 PM
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Because people have free will. It is an inherent flaw in us all..
 
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Old 12-24-2007, 04:48 PM
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we ate from the tree and now know good and evil
 
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Old 12-24-2007, 06:42 PM
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we ate from the tree and now know good and evil
mmm... Evil tastes good... I mean... Umm, yeah.. Jesus preachy bible stuff.
 
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Old 12-24-2007, 08:13 PM
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because FSM doesn't care to...after all he's only spaghetti.
 
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Old 12-25-2007, 08:47 AM
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Now that's logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable evidence. Congrats zigg... you win.

The rest... there's still faith there. Go wash it off before it stains.
 
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Old 12-25-2007, 04:08 PM
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no faith here, only stating a reason as to why it would be like that. stupid liberal arts schools making me take religious classes. bleh.
 
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Old 12-26-2007, 07:54 AM
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k.. but how does knowing evil lock FSM/Gawd/Lemmy out of that code segment?
 
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Old 12-26-2007, 08:41 AM
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Holy FSM batman......I love this thread.
 
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Old 12-29-2007, 02:53 AM
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Tommorows Sunday, don't let this thread die.
 
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Old 12-29-2007, 07:58 AM
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w00t. Praise FSM. May his noodly appendage touch your life.
 
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Old 12-29-2007, 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by r3dn3ck
w00t. Praise FSM. May his noodly appendage touch your life.
lol...seriously, where's his Parmesan side-kick when you need him?
 
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sniff sniff... makes me happy.
 
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Old 12-29-2007, 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by zigzagg321
Noodly appendage??????? Witch one???????
 
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Old 12-29-2007, 03:00 PM
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if he's not careful, i'll hit him back with my noodley appendage
 
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Old 12-29-2007, 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by lanmas23
if he's not careful, i'll hit him back with my noodley appendage

sry, but u cannot fight FSM...FSM RULEZ ALL!
 
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Old 12-29-2007, 06:02 PM
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Because people have free will. It is an inherent flaw in us all..
If that was gods decision to create humans with an inherant flaw, can he judge us or should he blame himself?

lol
 
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Originally Posted by JackThe Ripper
If that was gods decision to create humans with an inherant flaw, can he judge us or should he blame himself?

lol

no, but FSM can. but he's still too busy trying to find the BEST sauce for his noodly appendages.
 
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Old 12-30-2007, 02:29 AM
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Originally Posted by zigzagg321
no, but FSM can. but he's still too busy trying to find the BEST sauce for his noodly appendages.
I guess that makes us all like the great FSM.
 
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Old 12-30-2007, 05:47 AM
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Originally Posted by StormsGT
I guess that makes us all like the great FSM.
somewhat like, we CANNOT be EXACTLY like Him. O' to be that perfect...a dream...
 
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Old 12-30-2007, 09:55 AM
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I'll take existence without being coated in marinara sauce. FSM can have that bit.
 
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Old 12-30-2007, 11:07 AM
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Blessed are you who reads this post, for it is my one thousandth. Come one come all and see the post that I have lefteth for thee on this the great day of posts. I am the luckyest man alive today, and maybe tomorrow. And that looks pretty screwed up to me too.
 
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Old 12-30-2007, 11:52 AM
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rofl. Congrats on the kilo mark
 
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Old 12-30-2007, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by r3dn3ck
I'll take existence without being coated in marinara sauce. FSM can have that bit.

thats the best thing about FSM...he'll accept your praise now matter what sauce you see him in. and he is deserving of such praise

ALL HAIL FSM!!!!!!!!!!!! BOW TO HIS NOODLYNESS!!!
 
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Oh my!!!!!
 
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